Sowing Season scares the living fuck out of me every time it comes on at work. That guitar riff though.

I had to fix that gif for you.. Poor Angel reminded me of this guy:

Okay. +1

This looks brilliant; I'm going to go watch it now.

Didn't know that about Human Nature. Family of Blood was one of my favorite episodes of all time. That ending. That atypical fury. Hnngggh

Mmmm nope, fuck y'all.. it's beautiful. Samsung just needs to come up with a freakishly compact, minimalist bluetooth a la Apple Bluetooth so I don't look ridiculous holding a 6.3 inch monstrosity up to my ear.

That's excellent, actually.

Basically, college towns. Stay in them. You won't escape the suburbian soccer-mom neocons but you'll avoid the brunt of the stupid. NC is a big, beautiful state, we've just got to stop putting stupid in the holy water every Sunday.

I've lost a lot of faith in my state legislature after 5 straight years of tuition hikes and Amendment 1, but I lost my shit at the sea level thing and the proposition of an "official state religion". These people..

"my god.."

The first person under 300lbs to be out of breath from catching a home run in the majors will be for the Marlins. The run will not.

The new version of Google Maps for Android has no excuse to not include a "Simulate Route" button.

Fortunately, in North Carolina, we don't have to worry because it's illegal to measure rising sea levels! Thanks, NC House!

What's that? The History Channel is doing something even remotely related to history? Nonsense..

Prostate cancer is terrifying, I'm living in fear that my father might have it now as well.

bowling trophy

How is the GLA's Big Bertha not on here? Her superpower is morbid obesity, she literally turns back into a supermodel through bulimia, and in her super-form she looks like 15% of modern American women.

Mah noodle!

The "I'm too sexy for my cat" line originated in an episode of "I Love the 90's" on VH1, referring to the many things Right Said Fred was proclaiming himself to be too sexy for. I can't remember who made the gag but I'm going to assume it was Andy Dick because of course it was.