Let's remember that a huge part of the Beats Audio sound quality is software. I imagine neither Beats nor HTC are happy about root-savvy Android users being able to just download the suite of audio enhancements that give Beats that clarity & "kick"

"Oh god why"

Meh, I'll allow it. But one Michael Jackson joke out of you and it's back to le 9gag for you.

Willpower is key. I routinely hear testimonials about how motivated (and successful!) people are thanks to the horror and inspiration provided courtesy of /r/fatpeoplestories. No bigotry, just tales from involuntary whale-watchers of just how bad it really is out there.

Perfection in graphics interchange format. Bravo, sir.

"Becomes stature in statue"

The Adventure of the Creeping Man was the first time in my life where I read/saw something and wished so badly that it didn't exist. It joins that elite club whose ranks include Jar-Jar Binks and the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie

Can't forget Warwick and Johnny Depp! Classic.

That's fucking hillarious. Who said rape is never funny?

This "Ri5e to the Occasion" shirt has been created as a respectful tribute within NCAA trademarked apparel parameters and allows fans to rally around them team. Because of that, UofL proactively waived any licensing royalties connected to this graphic and Adidas is contributing a portion of every sale to the…

This. It's supposed to be a contrast of pristine, utopian beauty and egregious violence and jarring gore and injustice. Violence is jarring. Think of the most beautiful place you can imagine, sand, palm trees, calm waves, people taking a walk on the beach.

This is tasteless, but this incident really speaks volumes of praise about the Tesla's safety features

Ooh! Ooh! "Things you should never say on a first date"

Googled "vampire snowmen" and found this. I was not disappointed.

This will be great for when Björk tries to break Alexander Sukurov's record for longest long take.

prostitution exists in every country.

Ugh, now IIRC my friend told me in lieu of commission you make next to nothing and if you don't sell enough Monster cable warranties and other useless shit, they just fire you. The exact antithesis of commission: "sell hard or we won't pay you anything at all"

It takes a while for it to show up, it's a bug in Kinja. I upload to Imgur, then post, then refresh the page and my images show up. It gets really frustrating when I'm posting a blag and I still don't know if the images show up. Do they?

You say that as if a man-in-the-middle attack is even remotely difficult. I had a friend who works in a federal bureau that has shown all you have to do is gain access to a public router (username: admin, password: admin) and use it as a bridge to an AP on your jailbroken/rooted phone or tablet. From there, it's…

Shouldn't they just go ahead and own it?