Holy shit, it’s Agent Madani!

I'm pretty sure someone faxed Kia a very low resolution image of a Chevy Venture and they simply built that. 

“Yes daddy officer, get that bad guy!”

Am I crazy in thinking that with the success of the Mini and Fiat 500 that there’s definitely room for the correct modern Beetle to succeed?

The consensuses seems to be:

That’s the spin, the more truthful answer is:

Yeah, but that means Tony as the establishment is in league with Baskin Robbins.

Torch, how would you feel if they put angry brows on the windshield, rather than the headlights?

Look, no one wants to buy your Audi, OK?

merry christmas

Farts ARE a blast!

Similar sensation can be achieved without the need to open your window: just throw a pint of ice water over your face every three miles or so.

Huff the Magic Dragon.

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

More like ketchup.

Please read Punisher MAX by Garth Ennis. It doesn’t take place in the main 616 Marvel universe. In fact, zero superheroes appear at all in the series. The only “vigilante” that appears is the Punisher. And yet it is some of the best Punisher stories that have ever been told, including one of the best Punisher stories…

That opening picture has brought me to a profound conclusion. You need to change your name to Tom McCarland.

baseball—fans, the press, central baseball, owners—saw fit to ignore their Rob Liefeld physiques

Did you at least ask someone to hold your beer before the attempt?