Holy shit, it’s Agent Madani!

I'm pretty sure someone faxed Kia a very low resolution image of a Chevy Venture and they simply built that. 

“Yes daddy officer, get that bad guy!”

Am I crazy in thinking that with the success of the Mini and Fiat 500 that there’s definitely room for the correct modern Beetle to succeed?

The consensuses seems to be:

Torch, how would you feel if they put angry brows on the windshield, rather than the headlights?

Look, no one wants to buy your Audi, OK?

merry christmas

Farts ARE a blast!

Similar sensation can be achieved without the need to open your window: just throw a pint of ice water over your face every three miles or so.

Huff the Magic Dragon.

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

More like ketchup.

That opening picture has brought me to a profound conclusion. You need to change your name to Tom McCarland.

baseball—fans, the press, central baseball, owners—saw fit to ignore their Rob Liefeld physiques

Did you at least ask someone to hold your beer before the attempt?

More like:

Because you punch up, not down.

“Is Sale On The Decline?”