Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?
There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.
Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…
Kool story brah!
You just noticed the juke?
Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).
Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…
There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.
The NYT piece is definitely a solid primer on how not to buy a piano, but if you specifically want to not buy a piano, proceed as follows:
High-five for proper use of solfege.
Maybe you shouldn't be here...
Drain the pickle. (seems appropriate for this funbag)
For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.
But was there a happy ending?
I think it’s worth noting, for historical context of multiple seasons (as opposed to Phil Hughes’ single season), the accomplishments of both Cliff Lee and Curt Schilling.
Cliff Lee, SO/W 2008-2014, 6.1, including only 18 walks in all of 2010 (212.1 IP).
Curt Schilling, SO/W 2000 (post-Arizona trade) - 2007, 6.44. In…
Usually, I let them pass right away, but then I start tailgating them right back. If I draft properly and stay roughly in the slipstream, it builds my boost gauge up. Once it starts blinking (meaning it’s full), I hit the boost button and it sends me flying past them. This works best near the finish line.
Some would tell you that Cain's mistake was trying to catch a falling knife.
YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS
Time for Best Russian Joke!