Only Guy Fieri dipping sauces.

Luke Cage and Iron Fist didn’t get second seasons because Disney wants to move all their properties to its own streaming service, and it was simply a matter of timing. Daredevil season 3 was already filmed, and Jessica Jones eason 3 and Punisher season 2 are already in production.

Thanks for the numbers. I was admittedly going off the enthusiast community feel for both those cars; i.e., the 500 and the Mini both have fun driving reputations, whereas the Beetle doesn’t really.

Maybe the enthusiast community is just too small (it is, that’s why we don’t get enough nice wagons), but I can envision…

Am I crazy in thinking that with the success of the Mini and Fiat 500 that there’s definitely room for the correct modern Beetle to succeed?

It’s the number of tines on his upgraded Septdent.

I am so, so very thrilled that this movie was bad enough for you to revive the Spoiler FAQ.

Pretty much all you were here was an asshole.

1993 Ford Escort Wagon. Brown. Stick Shift. She bought it new and refused to opt for the cassette player.

It had a Mazda sourced 4-cyl, which was peppy enough to handle the hilltowns we lived in.

Things got said when it was time to upgrade. She was set to buy a 1997 Taurus, and I was driving a hand-me-down 1998 Pontiac…

Schlep McAllister

Schlep McAllister

Tom DID just tell everyone to buy a green car, so there’s that.

Albert this is really good.

Why do they all have proton packs?

TFA was a remake of Episode IV. It sucked. The end.

I’m not normally a hater but that thought consumed my mind immediately upon exiting the theatre.

The pop-up style infotainment unit is a big turn-off. Also my biggest problem with pretty much every single Mazda at the moment.

The biggest issue with craigslist is, to the best of my knowledge, there is no way to aggregate multiple craigslist locations. I may be willing to travel the entire northeast corridor to purchase some unicorn, but I’d have to check the craigslist for every major metropolitan area.

That means Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is also basically a Marvel movie now.

I vote Avengers.

The scene in which The Avengers intervene and attempt to collect Nuke is great and could actually serve as a great merging of the separate corners of the MCU. You don’t need to bring in Chris Evans, but that seems like a reasonable role for someone like Hawkeye.

As much as I’d love to see a new peppy wagon on the market, the current Legacy is an enormous vehicle that feels larger than many crossovers, including the stablemate Forester.

I’m 3 years out from a new wagon but I’ll be monitoring the Regal TourX closely.

Dude wrestling is fake.