Curt Schilling is the offspring of Sarah Palin and a caribou.

I chose the girl over the car. We’re happily married with twins now, but it still pains me I let this car go.

I had a 2005 Mazda 3 special edition hatchback. 5-speed, brown leather interior. She had a 2005 Kia Sorrento (also 5-speed). I had about 48K miles, hers 109. We had just moved closer to the city and were both…

What did I do to get back in the greys? I comment like once a month. Real burn.

I still think of him as Tall Weasley.

Why do you hate the Red Sox so much?

Where is my gawker hoodie?

Then the PMI kills you though.

And of total Massachusetts voters in the primary, almost twice as many voters for both Hilary AND Bernie each. What registered Republicans do in Massachusetts is irrelevant as they are outnumbered 2:1 by registered Democrats.

Perv

Hopefully no one is getting arrested to achieve this goal.

After much hemming and hawing, I bought a CPO 2012 TSX wagon with 16,000 miles. While I wish it had the manual, I’m pretty happy with it. We had a 2007 Passat 3.6 4Motion wagon before that, and as soon as it went off warranty it turned into a money pit.

Should NOT:

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4.7 out of 6.7 million Massachusetts residents live in the Greater Boston metropolitan statistical area; I think what goes on inside 128 is much more emblematic of the state than some rusty old cars in the boondocks.

Born & raised in the Berkshires buddy. So Gardner, Orange, Pittsfield, Albany, Buffalo, Rochester, Akron. It could have just as easily been any of those other places, which doesn’t make it very Massachusetts to me.

?? How? Clearly you don’t spend a lot of time here. You watched a scene from Good Will Hunting?

Welcome to Deadspin Ashley!

io9 needs you on their staff. We need more of this sort of everyman’s take.

But everyone hated the Plymouth Prowler.

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