Morning Spoilers pairs well with my coffee. Keep up the good work!

Has anyone come across this special release Guinness yet?
http://uncrate.com/stuff/guinness…

You can't even make it out to Treehouse now without waiting 2 hours. Looks like it's down to Trillium and/or Aeronaut for me now...

I was hoping Bizarro was not an adjective here and a late addition to the DC film slate.

Who wouldn't watch BIZARRO INSURGENT?

No we leave that to Schlitz.

Right. Soda ;)

I can't think of a worse one.

Have they changed it in the past 8 or so years? It used to come across like a berry shandy. It was like a malty soda.

You had me worried the review was of Harpoon's Raspberry UFO, which is terrible. Thank you for not disappointing me.

Dude leave the food rankings to Burneko. Everything you listed is just wrong.

I think it's true. The traditional IPA category has a ton more variability in flavor, aroma, body, etc etc.

Also I would bet money that "ShockTop San Diego Double Sunshine" already exists in some capacity by Goose Island.

One of my favorites. This is one of the best examples of the profile of hops completely elevating a beer to another level.

pfft. Michigan.

I don't know if you have a mission statement yet, but if it involves readers heading out and immediately trying the beers you review because of how glorious they sound, mission accomplish.

Genny Cream knockoff?

Genny Cream knockoff?

Hoppy Ending from Palo Alto is still my all-time favorite. Especially with the imagery on the bottle.

Yikes. I don't really have anything to say on the topic of Miller Lite, but still. Yikes.

On the plus side, it's nice to see mention of Tree House and Trilium. But I hadn't even heard of Wormtown until now. Thanks for adding another visit to my list!

Hey man, I wait in line up at HF. I'm certainly not above $20 bottles.

Hopefully you've had the experience of the Firestone Walker Sucaba. Maybe not a mass audience beer as it comes in a bottle inside a box, but you should seek one out nonetheless.