I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

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I love senior year Obama

I’m waiting for them to go full Borgia.

When my sister was on her deathbed, I was driving back from the hospital and say a lottery sign saying the jackpot was $45 million. It struck me for the first time how money really can’t do everything, because it could not have helped her survive.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

Were they ever not cringe-worthy? I thought that was half the point.

Never mind that your sperm are going to be a problem too, buddy. The male biological clock ticks along too, even if it's less obvious.

Reproductive health certainly declines for men too, even if they don’t go through a grand shutting-down of the facilities. Genetic quality of sperm decreases with age, and may be a risk factor for various genetic disorders, miscarriage, etc.

Wow, that’s terrible It’s important work and the public seems to be against it as well which is a shame. Public defenders are not the problem with the criminal justice system.

I haven’t watched the show, but the clip above was brilliant. “We know who Mel is blaming” was just one of the knives he put into MB’s side. Truly truly not getting the bile in this article, unless the rest of the show was 100% different from this clip.

But were they this drunk?

exactly. what happened to “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”? except when it’s a cop, I guess?

The black bear family in the pool is my favorite.

You forgot the bear that we all grew to love, after listening to the owner of the kayak speak for 30 seconds.

Unfriend that fucker.

It’s kind of a big deal when a number of American Indian actors walk off in protest. They might have valid concerns.

Since I can’t get over the Trib’s “Are you sure you don’t want us to spam your inbox in exchange for money?” pay wall, was this the Illinois Department of Corrections the State Agency suing for this money or was this privatized prison corporations under the IDC suing for this money?

I’m interested to know who was arrested, and if it was a white guy posing as a black guy.

FYI: This is a racist troll.