Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

Bobby,

One problem is that its painted as criminals raping other inmates in prison. When in reality majority of sexual assaults that happen in prison are committed by prison guards/staff. I think people don’t care to or think its too difficult to prevent when they assume its just bunch of prisoners raping each other but if…

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

And why is “ugly women” not a category? Or are they subsumed into “losers”?

DID SOMEONE SAY BREAKFAST SANDWICH?

There’s no way Starbucks Caramel Lady forms normal human relationships.

This will probably get lost in the sea here, but everyone should know about this man - Chris Mintz. He was injured while trying to block the shooter from entering one of the rooms. He ended up with multiple gunshot wounds and two broken legs. How much better would it be if everyone remembered his name instead of the…

Of course they’re not! The Americans mostly plan on getting into heaven on the “I hated all the right people” ticket.

It’s like they’re having two entirely different conversations at the same time. Similar to me and my children.

I was in an RTC as a teen, and girls moved through the “levels of care” slower and had longer lengths of stay. The reason was related to bed capacity- there was a higher demand for beds for boys, but an equal amount of boy and girl beds. I was quite angry about this as, with perfect behavior, it took me six months to…

“In my administration, we’ll take care of both the Kurds and the Wheys.”

Other Trump policy statements:

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

Let’s be real, they did not hire extra security because of theater shootings. They hired extra security because they expected high turn outs of African Americans to a movie they thought would get us riled up in this time of unrest. Which is fucked up because we’re not the ones shooting up theaters. It's connected more…

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

Amsterdam! Plenty of clubs and bars, but also parties and places where it’s more about the conversation and meeting people than about hookups (not that you can’t have both).

I remember that commercial and I’m not old because Rihanna and I are the same age so in conclusion you’re not old either