Long time lurker here. I see this has been mostly covered in the comments, very well. If I might join the chorus—owning a firearm is no guarantee of your safety in the event your attacker gets the jump on you. In my case, I was asleep when my abusive ex (who was out on bail for DV and whom I went into hiding from)…

I’m scared if you dug deep enough you would find another set of genitals underneath all that....

David Johnson previously worked for the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office as a full-time deputy from July 1997 to May 2003 .

Congratulations, this is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on this website. I didn’t think it could be done, but you’ve done it. Feel free to clock out now.

If someone can help me get this post out there:

Last weekend I went to a festival downtown, and was picking out an outfit for my dog from one of the vendors when I realized that they were children’s clothes.

She nearly ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground, yet her business experience is seen as a plus.

New show on TLC! “Say Yes to the Duress!”

You should have called their bluff. Slapped a juice box on the counter and as you turned to get back on plane tell them she has diarrhea and if she didn’t make it safely home you would own the airline.

This makes me think that Anna needs to do a Grim Yelp Reviews of summer camps

That is...a lotta look.

Merkin.

I think Derrek just signed his ticket to a better market!

That reporter is a goddamn professional. I would have lost it.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

not sure if this will work since kinja’s being kinja today.

double-clicking the mouse didn’t make the shortlist?

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.