Nobody here cares anymore about your shitty '99 Camaro. Or about the C6 Corvette that you claim to have owned, but somehow couldn't fit your ass into the driver seat. Nor does anyone ever give a shit that you're a big-shot engineer with patents. Post something new that's fucking useful to the topic, already.

My neighbor has one - it even has a stick shift. Unfortunately, it has that awful after market backup thingy that says "Attention please, this car is backing up. Attention please, this car is backing up." Shudder.

In the US, the Thunderbird. These used to be everywhere, and were even admired in some trims. When was the last time you saw one rolling down the highway?

"and they didn't even apologize, not even verbally. I was simply informed I could get dressed an leave and where to find my baggage by an officer showing not the slightest hint of embarassment"

I drove this Charger until very recently. It was extremely metal.

Later that day, the revolving door was fined $25,000 for what Bernie defined as an illegal doughnut.

The LeCar was not the best car to be sure. And the Fuego was absolutely horrible. However the problem was really the assassination of this man:

Meme #1

You are probably right (all though I did get 34 recommendations) but even before I moved to Detroit and got more culture in my life, I was looking all this crap up on the internet.

What's that? You're an evil European corporation/govt wiretapping and hacking the computers of the hero? Are you about to send a full on swat murder team up to the hero's apartment? You've kidnapped his girl and now it's time to make your getaway?

I hear you guys regarding the Econoline...but I'm partial to this era:

Because people only care about prisoners rights if there's a young, attractive female to promote it.

OH MY GOD, BACON AND BEER? What if there was whisky in it too? And the hot chick from that show with the geeks? And a tight fitting tee shirt with a silly saying on it? And a totally not-ironic, but actually ironic mustache? And a fried egg? And that picture from Futurama with the take my money? And Reddit was somehow…

Bear with me on this: First, I think this is awesome and I'm very glad that Emilia got her wish. However, I can't help but think she would have enjoyed it even more if she wasn't surrounded by strange adults and applause for every little thing she does. It's important to remember that just because sick children are so…

LULZ, Toyota sux, Manifesto de Awesomeness con manuel, Jalops 4 lyfe, ANNES

"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal"

God, I would love to see Flynn go. BREAKFAST IS SERVED, KIDDO.

interesting... I've been suspicious of a lot of regulars on here... I bet they think that by writing these long ass paragraphs that they're really doing something to offset their privileges.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.