"and they didn't even apologize, not even verbally. I was simply informed I could get dressed an leave and where to find my baggage by an officer showing not the slightest hint of embarassment"

I drove this Charger until very recently. It was extremely metal.

Later that day, the revolving door was fined $25,000 for what Bernie defined as an illegal doughnut.

The LeCar was not the best car to be sure. And the Fuego was absolutely horrible. However the problem was really the assassination of this man:

Meme #1

You are probably right (all though I did get 34 recommendations) but even before I moved to Detroit and got more culture in my life, I was looking all this crap up on the internet.

What's that? You're an evil European corporation/govt wiretapping and hacking the computers of the hero? Are you about to send a full on swat murder team up to the hero's apartment? You've kidnapped his girl and now it's time to make your getaway?

I hear you guys regarding the Econoline...but I'm partial to this era:

Because people only care about prisoners rights if there's a young, attractive female to promote it.

OH MY GOD, BACON AND BEER? What if there was whisky in it too? And the hot chick from that show with the geeks? And a tight fitting tee shirt with a silly saying on it? And a totally not-ironic, but actually ironic mustache? And a fried egg? And that picture from Futurama with the take my money? And Reddit was somehow…

Bear with me on this: First, I think this is awesome and I'm very glad that Emilia got her wish. However, I can't help but think she would have enjoyed it even more if she wasn't surrounded by strange adults and applause for every little thing she does. It's important to remember that just because sick children are so…

LULZ, Toyota sux, Manifesto de Awesomeness con manuel, Jalops 4 lyfe, ANNES

"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal"

God, I would love to see Flynn go. BREAKFAST IS SERVED, KIDDO.

interesting... I've been suspicious of a lot of regulars on here... I bet they think that by writing these long ass paragraphs that they're really doing something to offset their privileges.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

One Truck to rule them all.
One Truck to find them.
One Bro to bring them all.
And in the darkness, Smirnoff Ice them.

I really feel like chemical castration is a good way to get the message across to rapists. But that's just me. I know far too many rape survivors to be complacent in a light sentence for rapists. Hanging is good, too.

This is where I'm at with my mom, who is very spiritual and believes the Bible. However, in her favour, she's not a big fan of religion; she also is intelligent and self-aware enough to realise that her beliefs are hers and do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of those around her.

Recently, my brother dragged his puppy out into Lake Michigan to teach the little guy to swim. He did, barking despairingly until we picked him up and put him on a raft, at which point he howled despairingly. It was the saddest and cutest thing I'd ever seen.