Looks a bit like a motorboat, what with the engine in the back and the bow-like front.

Don't you know that's how bands get paid? Only solo artists get actual money.

Old Ford F-series trucks. They seem to be regarded as the epitome of durability and practicality around here, and as made of condensed FREEDOM and badassness (especially with a Confederate flag decal).

The downside is that there's really nothing left in the game I want to do. I think I might actually have discovered every single location, finished all quest lines (including all the daedric quests that did not involve blatant murder) and all side quests I've been able to find. I'm level 57 now.

Yeah but why? I mean, the clothes are made to fit adults, right? How come it doesn't look awkward on a teenager with super small hips and breasts?

You need smithing of at least 70, the "glass smithing" perk and as for material, it requires refined moonstone and refined malachite. If you don't know where to find it - look it up on the Elder Scrolls Wiki. It leaves no question unanswered.

Now this might seem like a terribly uninformed question, but why DO they use teenaged models? I really don't get it, you'd think a model in like, her 20s with maybe a little more developed curves would make a much better model for clothes that adults are supposed to buy?!

I've got this wicked plan to get rich on etsy. I'll buy stuff on etsy, add Star Wars, and re-sell it for 30% more.

Au contraire. It should be mandatory to attach to every paper a note claiming "We found the ____ center of the brain" so ordinary people can read about it in pop-sci articles easily.

Flying old-school. Right when I saw the thumbnail I was like "there's no way the editor actually snapped that pic himself". Sometimes I get a bit annoyed by exaggerated/misleading headlines like this one - although that's hardly Jalopnik-specific, all the Gawker sites do it.

Correction: it's the boat I STILL can't have.

Oh well that makes more sense. I guess I just never wander off the safe path online, so my knowledge about he seedy underbelly of the net is very limited.

The Tremors show has a rad title theme. Plus it's always funny to discover new stuff that Dean Norris has starred in over the course of his career. Now there's a hard-working actor!

There's people who measure dicks on Craigslist? And people pay money for that?! Why not just do it themselves??

That "Brand New 2012" is funny. I get what they mean, but I think "all-new" is the phrase here. When I buy an new car it had better be brand new!

Well if the forces of the market push these businesses out of viability, that's hardly my fault now is it? That's how the free market works, and far be it from me to interfere because I'M NO SOCIALIST.

That's awesome, but not as awesome as if it just happened on a commercial flight (as the title slyly implies). But if two planes got that close in the air without it being supposed to be that close, someone somewhere would probably get fired for not doing their job.

I'm not getting paid currently ("we all have to make sacrifices"), but when money comes in again, I think I'll definitely shill out on new tires. Hopefully I'll be able to get ones that fit my rims, because there's no way I'm getting rid of my wheels - they have the most delightful 80s style, they look like lego…

You know, when life gives you lemons... why not just cut education all around so people in general die earlier, ideally before they reach retirement age? That would save corporations AND the state a whole lot of money! As a nice side-effect, if you sell it right the evangelicals will love this.

I guess there's some justification for the expensive suits he wears and cars he drives (he has to fit in with very rich very bad people after all).