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Thought this said: Tupperware Parties for Cannibals.

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Any time is a good time to listen to Hell March!

We're on the cusp I guess. I think if someone says 90s music and you think of Nirvana and Pearl Jam, you're Gen X. If you think Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears, you're a millenial.

Blow jobs are a privilege not a right. I enjoy blowing my bf but he is one of those mid 30s inexperienced guys and had only been asked to perform on a lady a couple of times. In his defense he also tried to stop me when I went down on him when we were waiting for a meteor shower early in our relationship because he

I saw this one several years ago and just had to do a simple "select-copy-paste-move" with Paint just to prove it to myself. Pretty mind blowing.

Possibly the first Gawker Media writer to actively request dick pics...

OR it'll result in more late stage divorces and men going abroad to find foreign wives with more traditional views on childrearing, its surprising how fast it can happen. Friend's family member went from finally accepting his wife of eight years was *not* having kids to signing the papers, moving out, meeting a

I know guys who want nothing more to be a stay at home dad, I think the problem for them is that society thinks they're weird or creepy. Which honestly is a damn shame.

Can't no one be the stay at home one? I couldn't tell if he wanted her to stay at home or if he didn't care if she did.

In our defense, it's really all about ethics in gaming journalism.

Pretty sure you just came up with next billion dollar brand right there:

Yeah! Also I'm impressed at how many people can't math!

The end is deer.

I knew this pic would come in useful someday.

CORRECTION: She's meant to be their waifu.

hotly anticipated Gamergate episode

what exactly is "absurdly racist" about the Guardian article? Is it the use of "black" instead of African American? I might point out that the piece is from 1974, when black was the common usage.

I wish our game shows were even half as good as Japanese ones are.

It's a Japanese game show where people go into a room and half the room is real items. The other half is chocolate. This man bit a doorhandle expecting to find hard metal and instead is pleased to discover that the handle is, indeed, chocolate.