But why was Chip Kelly at the Cubs game last night?!?!?!

+1ing in hopes of bumping an actual joke to the popular discussion

The site likely collapsed due to its narrow-minded focus on sports played on Earth. If they'd opened it to sports on other planets, the ad revenue would've started pouring in.

Damn right he doesn't look very Jazzed. Looking Jazzed requires one to have LOST in the Finals at the hands of a prolific poker player.

Hi Frankie! Do you enjoy violent porn GIFs?

Chipper Jones blocked me at some point last year. Not sure if it was this, this, or this but it was one of them.

So THAT'S why they call him Fast-o

[Bruce walks onstage]

Does the Colombian announcer audio have that much echo the entire game or do they bump it up for goals?

Is is normal for the Deadspin staff to refer to Craggs as, "some wonderful bastard out there?" Just kind of confused why MLB would send cease-and-desist letters about the World Cup.

Abby/ie/i: [puts on American flag tank] "These colors don't run."

The Rays' biggest problem is tuba-playin' Joe Maddon giving horrible pep talks

Does the low salary cap do much to keep teams more competitive with one another, or do teams get stuck in roughly the same spots in the standings every year? It seems like there would be some benefit to keeping teams on relatively even footing during expansion so fan bases can be established and people will still…

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It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

If Pop Chart Lab really wanted to make money off these, they'd sell the Napa map for twice as much as the nearly identical Sonoma map.

why did you type this into your computer machine

I can't believe they couldn't manage to show LeBron falling through the floor even once.

And now, a Harry Potter scene from a Rays spring training game:

People always said Pat Burrell had time to work out the kinks too, but even his midseason form was full of them.