I'll admit, I was crazy. Crazy for lowering my standards for you. Crazy for believing you had potential. Crazy for making excuses for your faults and overlooking your downfalls. Crazy for believing you when you told me you loved me and wanted to spend the rest of your life with me. Crazy for wasting 2 1/2 years on…

Sad to see NFL prospects already calling him God and propitiating without question.

Fellow torch-lighter Muhammad Ali never would have done this.

Not to doubt their enthusiasm for the Olympics, but this happens every year when Kentucky all-state choir members stay at the Hyatt in Louisville. The Star-Spangled Banner is sung every night since they all know the words and think they know fourteen different harmony lines.

holy shit

Streater: [reaches for cookies]

You've never actually heard Austin Powers read Boeheim's name out loud, have you?

"I AM A STUDENT AT SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY WHICH IS IN SYRACUSE, NEW YORK"

"OH BOEHEIM" with a picture of Austin Powers but with this Jim Boeheim face (badly) photoshopped in there

I didn't see yours prior to posting and I did not intend to take your concept. My apologies.

A famous tenet of John Lohke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding is the idea that man can easily revert back to tabula rasa with a well-timed kick to the head.

if u liekd it then u shud of quit sweating doofus

These Hearhawks Fans Tried To Listen To Last Week's Game In Total Darkness, For $5k

handball player scores crazy goals with ingenious ball spin

Maddux would famously snap his glove at the ball and yell obscenities to indicate he was going to smash the batter into the ground on the next pitch

[coach throws kid at couch]

Does Daulerio just swing by Gawker HQ whenever he wants and take things? Is he even still alive? Are the rest of you dropping enough acid to make up for him?

Fine. If you aren't going to let us vote to change the name to "National Baseball Hall & Oates of Fame," I have no choice but to vote for Richie Sexson and solely Richie Sexson.

I'm out of touch.

If I know Deadspin commenters like I think I know Deadspin commenters, the best course of action would be to use our power to rename it the National Baseball Hall & Oates of Fame.