I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

You are a monster.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Finally, a dildo manufacturer with a good marketing team.

I like the Coliseum for baseball games. Took my nephew to a Giants game and an A's game when he was visiting for Texas, and the A's game was actually more fun.

Last time I promise, but posted this a few years ago as a response to a video some dumbass on Gawker made complaining about A.J. being in charge (wish I could find the post) just to show Craggs things were different here at DS. But now that he's leaving, well...go fuck yourself Thomas.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Nah, it was definitely Hemingway.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

This all sounds perfectly fine to me.