Drunk lady: [sings to herself] Old black water, keep on rollin'/God damn it people, won't you jump in the river with me/Old black water, keep on rollin'

This is masterful work. +1

look at his shirt, numbskull

HE'S A YEERK!!!!

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Indeed. That Florida State player is #69.

I haven't really followed Bowman or McAlpin in the past because I started with DOB and haven't felt the need to change. I understand the MLB.com beat writers are allowed freedom to say what they want, but I still prefer hearing from a source that isn't paid by the people he reports on.

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Garrett continued, "It's unfortunate for Tony's sake that he often uses the opposing team's secondary for vertices. He's good at the arithmetic."

There's no way this team could ever make the playoffs.

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Mark Reynolds has obviously been released because I don't see "Toomany, K" anywhere on that list.

Not sure why you had to use this weird video, Tim. This happens every time McCarver and Fielder go to Wendy's together.

Nice song choice, Mr. Dickey. I should DUAN more often.

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It's in Spanish, because dramatic effect.