Let's play everyone's favorite game about states, "Florida or American Men's Tennis":

Fat Guy: [orders two Mai Tais]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! HEAL, YOU ACCURSED LEG!

UFC Unveils Striking Same Ol' Blood-Stained Canvas

This should be easy to confirm—just look for the MLB seal of authenticity on the balls.

Christ that's good. Pick a number greater than zero and have it

"Of course there is no heating system—we're in Miami. There will be no heat for Game 7 or any other event in American Airlines Arena, but our air conditioning system works just fine."

+1

They're actually coming back because someone told them their team scored a home touch run down try goal statue firework show and they wanted a t-shirt to commemorate it.

Typical Atlanta traffic congestion

This video is notable because it's the first time Yunel Escobar has ever been documented giving a damn about anything.

This isn't an unprecedented concept, as I counted 8 seconds in a meaningless endeavor as losing my virginity.

that's great

I'd be crying too if I had to wear that red band just to hold up my giant, misshapen ears.

This is still much less weird than the Vine that Kevin Ware posted when he was strumming on his tibia.

beautiful

Eli: I give this coffee a 6 out of 10. 10 is my uniform number.

Splendid execution.

So you're telling me a soccer team named after a prominent brand of Scotch wants to be... Mexican? Maybe they should rename it Hornitos USA then. Just a thought.