The producers are sure doing a hell of a job bringing on new talent for Fast & Furious 7.

This young man was conceived out of wedlock.

Dear Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan,

Well, obviously. I wouldn't rate any ESPN show better than a 96.

Yo Lionel, where'd you roam off to lately? It's weird not having anyone around that people think is younger than me.

For food: Antico Pizza, Daddy D'z BBQ (right down the street from the Ted), The Varsity (not because it's great food or anything, just to say you've been if you haven't before)

This whole thing is a mess and I hate it, but I'm trying to figure it out for the sake of doing so. What is your point, Sam? Here's my list of every point I think you're trying to make [my comments in brackets]:

Ha!

The instructor was diagnosed with a terminal condition soon after jumping from the plane.

How kind of Saban to agree to serve as this kid's tassel

Farewell, lady.

It's true. To complete the degree requirements you have to at least shotgun a Natty while feeding a baby. Top marks go to those who finish off a fifth of Jack.

still can't believe they were ever considering moving the defending Stanley Cup champions

+1

JaMarcus Russell: Aaron Rodgers just got paid

Ernest Goes To Remedial Math

Pictured: Manti Te'o consoles Lennay Kekua after her death

nice.

Pretty rude to crop Adam out of this picture from the Sistine Chapel, don't you think?

Here's a picture of a Vols flag operation perpetrated by the government.