+1 and fuck all the other assholes down here

Ha!

Here ya go: http://bit.ly/14io3tm

"He's getting some x-rays done and doesn't expect to be out a significant amount of time."

As an Olamax shareholder, my Oladipo moment came this morning when I was informed they were buying out my company.

...and some members of the public claimed they were being kept out because of their race.

nice.

Man, no one noticed the Kings changed their name before now? They just won the Stanley Cup, for pete's sake!

just swell

Can't believe Murray signed on for an Arthur movie after his experience playing a President in Garfield.

I miss u.

so good, Ray baby.

great job

Here's some stuff he told the Lexington Herald-Leader:

I know Mormons like baptizing dead people, but jeez louise is this contrived.

"This is how you get SEC speed baby."

To quote from page 3 of the report, "The figures and tables in this brief were provided by the Knight Commission on Intercollegiate Athletics; they include only public colleges and universities that are NCAA Division I members."

"[files for divorce]" always tends to be found in the funniest jokes, it seems. Swell.

Here's a relevant video.

I'm fat from the biggest Chipper fat there is, but can't nobody ever claim he's a big ol' flamin' fat with that supermodel girlfriend of his (fat fat fat fat, haha just some masturbatory humor, guys). Could be a passing fat, but we'll have to wait and see.