...what?

Where is the can drop and how do I do this instead of that "school" bullshit?

Mouratoglou is French for "Bet you can't shove this speedboat down my throat."

Oh, come on, Craggs! You can't just talk about Bills and Amendments without linking to the Foxtrot in question! Where did he draw Muhammad this time?

Uh, Tom, how do you not know who DJ Jazzy Jeff is?

haha

which part lol

Perfect! Now when the New Orleans Charlatans professional baseball team comes into existence, the town will fulfill the holy trinity of "Ain'ts, Cain'ts, and Taints!"

buen hecho

HA!

Alabama educators have been trying to find a way to get students interested in studying the Chinese dynasties for a while, and renaming the Ming Dynasty the "Blossoming Saban" Dynasty just might do it. It's quite a natural evolution.

It was raining all day today and the game was at 5 P.M. on a Friday. Those don't combine to make great numbers for any game. I'm not sure what Stanford's attendance normally is, but I think it's reasonable to say it would've been higher sans rain.

You must be mistaken. No real Clemson bro would put a hat on his bird.

Read some jokes Rick Reilly made on Twitter. Has a nice swing. Plus, when he misses, he just keeps on swinging.

Earl went on to compliment his favorite hooker: "@Commish_Mary You are a very respectable commissioned escort and I respect the reasons why you are holding this cock out! #fucktheplayers"

People are known to make jokes around here.

-Excerpted from "When Shit Talks: The MrBevalaqua Story"

Wisconsin Handed Out Rings To Celebrate Its Sweet Sixteen Appearance

Wait, what are you doing here? When did they get the internet in Florida?

You're the best.