Hey Bob, did you see The Dark Knight Rises? How long do you think it would take to rebuild Heinz Field? Do you think a hurricane would hinder the construction process?

The weirdest thing about all of this is that Dan G. used a font other than Comic Sans.

This would be a terrible idea for the Red Sox. They'll be singing "Baby Come Back" in no time if they send Player to Toronto.

Why? Is he Irish?

Hello there DUAN! Are you still a thing? I haven't been around lately. Has anyone else? Do we still post random songs? May we frolic? Can we talk sports? Any good bro stories lately? Well, I don't want to hear 'em. Here's a song.

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. Are you referencing the Kris Kristofferson classic "Sunday Morning Going Down?"

Hey Julian, not a fan, first-time caller. Would you sniff Derek Jeter's farts if you knew it would mean your death?

Going to South Carolina-Vandy tomorrow. How many high fives do you think I can get from James Franklin?

You've got to talk to the dumpster before it will give you food.

POLO!

I'm wholeheartedly in the Hitler 'stache camp but I've never with anything other than clean-shaven or full beard. (and obviously the transition between the two)

Are you Buster Olney when he's on an ego trip?

Why be anonymous? I say all sorts of idiotic things on Twitter and I use my real name, CarlCarlerson. Why, just the other day I said some awful things about a relative AND other awful things about my boss! They don't even know!

Hahahaha

The most confused viewers were those teenage boys who thought Smith's descriptions of a "drop ball" were supposed to apply to them.

That was Ella Enchanted I believe. My younger sister was quite the fan but Anne Hathaway was about the only good part of it for me.

I've noticed that sometimes but it seems to happen more with pizza. I don't dislike it but saltier seems like the better option to me.

If you don't mind a couple of kind of cheesy/kids songs the original Shrek had a pretty great soundtrack. It might just be that I'm the right age for it, but if you throw out the Baha Men and Leslie Carter offerings on it, the rest is good. Some of the covers don't really surpass the originals but they're still…

Any occasion to make fun of Hawk is a winner in my book

I have the same issue with Empire State. Live and Let Die is already corny enough that I don't really pay attention the lyrics, but I get what you mean.