That's the Hulk; Spidey's kind of a simulator but the car moves throughout the building and there are 3-D screens on some of the walls. Great ride.

Holy shit, I did the exact same thing today other than meeting the X-Men! If you saw some dickhead walking around in a bright red shirt and Braves hat it was me.

Ha

I managed to avoid reading it but my sister and her artsy/choir kid friends went through a phase with it when I was in high school so I know a thing or two. We ended up seeing the play in New York and it was really good, but that may have mainly been due to performance quality. I feel like the play's fairly…

Ah, I knew you were in the league but I was too lazy to ever go back and connect those facts. Actually I was wondering how you intended to get Trout since he was already claimed but that makes a little more sense. Congrats on being the first in the league to completely stomp me this year despite it being probably…

Trout just slaughtered me last week, so due to that and not really having any knowledge of Reddick, I'd say Trout.

Here's a similarly-themed, rather funny article Gawker ran a few months ago: [gawker.com]

Eric Gregg then called a strike for every seed thrown.

Blood fountain DUAN:

I only email blogs when I'm extremely drunk so everything is fine.

—the wretched, punning, overcaffeinated @MLB feed, for example—

I concur.

Phew! I was worried that Rhymes might Break Ya Neck when he got busted!

I'm posting this before today's DUAN is posted, so it counts right?

He lost something in September last year, but up until that point he was stunningly good. He hasn't been terribly sharp since then but I think he'll get it together soon. It never hurts to be able to throw 100 on command.

There are two spots in Aaron Copland's Appalachian Spring that just absolutely punch me in the face every time I hear them. Once about 4 minutes in with running lines on top of each other in the strings, and again around 18 minutes with these glorious blasts at the end of Simple Gifts. I've only seen it done by a…

Has anyone ever referred to your boss as Nosey Lady? I think he might be doing pushups in the john.

I've been in college for the past four years and had Top 40 radio shoved down my throat for the entirety of it. Does that count?

I was trying to summarize this briefly, but I've been in this part of the country way too long for that.

It happens, in Adidases and in Nikes.