I probably won't have anything but Natty (Light, not Ice fortunately) for the rest of the evening, so it'll probably average out to BL overall.

Went to tour Corsair Distillery and tried all of their liquor varieties, had a margarita at dinner, then probably shitty beer for the rest of the night. There are worse ways to celebrate the end of finals/college.

You can analyze this using either nodal or loop analysis, but either way the whole thing's governed by Jerkoff's Laws.

I turned in my last paper yesterday (arguably my worst ever) and have one exam Friday before I'm done with this thing. Not too excited to be leaving but happy to not have any more papers ever.

...likely has no idea what hit it.

...he's been reduced to a high schooler given the "con" side in the debate club.

Hey Buzz, would you track down Emma Carmichael and give her my number? She should have black and white face paint and be yelling something about the NBA or Nicki Minaj.

Buzz: Did you ask Sarah Silverman for any advice before you got on here today?

Glansville, Florida

At least he seems to understand physics with that whole accelerating-once-he's-left-the-ground nonsense. Unless Westbrook manages to generate enough force with his feet that he can literally push off the air, that's a little unlikely.

If you want to wait about 5 months I can probably line something up. Cassettes make everything better.

This is still less controversial than when Starz's "The Grasshopper" showed David Carradine getting suspended.

That has to be the weirdest branch of neuroscience, right? /+1

This is so, so good.

Yonder Lies a Steel-Driving Man: the Legend of Tyler Clippard

This is a stunning change from the usual e-mails inquiring about dick/hands.

Oh, Bowling Green's not too bad. A few lucky people get the defective Corvettes to significantly improve the quality of vehicles in the community! (Family lives in Lexington, I go to school in Nashville... I pass through BG fairly frequently)

I'm terrified.

But there was free parking everywhere downtown! Even if there were tons of confusing intersections.

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