You spelled "Fintastic" wrong!

Haha!

But did you take fouling into consideration?

...Round the decay/Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare/The lone and level sands stretch far away.

No need to apologize, JD. You've sparked enough vegetable-oriented conversation to make early-2005 Fox News jealous.

Quiet DUAN:

haha

Ancient scholar St. Ranulphus Homobonus of Assissississi made a similar error in the year of our Lord 926 when he wrote a "3" instead of a "5," because who would really believe that Jesus was crucified on a Wednesday?

That was glorious, if I may say so.

Haha

Tommy, it's awful. My iPod won't stop playing "Footloose!" What did you do to it?

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Show her what? That's what I actually look like, you jerk!

In retrospect, maybe using a laser-targeting system to shoot tennis balls at the pizza delivery woman wasn't a great idea.

I ogled a lady tonight. Then she started going on about racism and I was confused. What did I do wrong?

If you stuff a tennis ball full of pizza and shine a laser at it, it makes for one hell of a tasty explosion.

Wilson also happens to be a self-proclaimed die hard UK fan.

At least Tebow got the show right and didn't call it "Nciswires."

The triangle concept is something I was never taught or at least never thought about again after it was initially taught. If this is in a geometry class and the students are already familiar with the 180(x-2) equation, I would assume they'd also know that quadrilaterals have interior angles totaling 360 degrees. …

I experienced this once upon a time, but complicating matters was the fact that I was wearing rented tux pants (no, not prom; band). I was in high school and my mom returned them while I was lying on the couch feeling terrible so I don't know how that conversation went, but I'm glad I didn't have to do it.