I'm going to see them in two weeks and looking forward to it. Hope it was a good show.

My 6th grade math teacher had a similar method for punishing unruly students. If anyone acted up in class, we'd have to come to his office and he'd give us a free, full-body massage as a way to get rid of our extra energy! I never figured out why he was so nice to us, but he even had a wall of pictures of all the…

I grew up in a small town in Georgia (the state) and they just got a Walmart three or four years ago. It was a pretty huge deal, but they're still lacking a movie theater. One finally opened in the next county over within the last five years, but it's still a 20 minute drive going 55.

"His name is Rollicking HUSSEIN Obama. Get it right, commies!"

That's Landycakeboss's comedy group, right?

It's mainly gas, although some especially hot flames contain plasma. The gas is (obviously) at a much higher temperature than the surrounding medium, so the molecules have higher energy, causing them to break apart and give off excess energy in the form of light. Most of the light-emitting particles are free…

Beautiful.

I... I... holy shit. +1

Golden.

FX is certainly lapping the field in the comedy department. Unfortunately they insist on airing 2.5 Men reruns right before good shows, so I've missed the beginning of Wilfred/Rescue Me/Always Sunny on several occasions because I refuse to watch even 30 seconds of that unfunny CBS shit.

I'm not familiar with many laws involving derivatives, but you're damn right I know the quotient rule.

It only matters if you were interested in finding the punchline.

Have they ever mentioned the prize amounts during the award ceremonies before? It seems tacky as hell if they do.

I don't really watch tennis other than the late rounds of majors, but I really love watching Federer. I can't say anything that hasn't already been said about him at some point, but what an absolutely spectacular player.

11:21 is hell for lazy students such as myself. I've missed one home game over the past four years and that's because it was at 11:21, cold, and John Brantley's Florida was going to pound our asses. Glad I missed that one.

A man will be wearing a shirt referencing his love for porn, dick jokes, and sports, and he will somehow manage to sit directly behind a supermodel.

Good to see you around. How's T-town treating you?

This won't look so bad after Discovery creates a show called "The College Experiments" and only asks white students about their research projects.

Any time Roger Goodell talks about safety, all I hear are 100 lawyers clicking their briefcases shut.

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