Sister Hazel came to my college three years ago for greek week or something similarly shitty and did a concert for about 200 people, but that number quickly dwindled after the lead singer started the concert by saying, "Sorry folks, I've got laryngitis but I'm doing the best I can."

Pirates Announcer Pauses, Reflects, Remains Completely Baffled By The Foreign Concept Of Relegation

The Funbag gets published every week, but what exactly is a funbag? If you could have a bag full of fun, what things would comprise said fun?

Hear hear

Rotational?

Does Jezebel even give a shit about the WNBA?

"My favorite kind of combinatorics are the combinatorics of looooooove... It's all about countable sex."

Just you wait. By the end of the year, Jefferson will hold the record for most noses broken in Baton Rouge. Unfortunately, all will be the result of overthrown passes hitting spectators.

I know that late night post comments aren't really policed for humor, but I still feel bad bombing the Ben Revere Catch post with a real question, so I'll just do it here:

Also receiving votes: My Penis In Your Eye.

One of my friends got into the (rather hilarious) habit of answering questions like "Who?" or "What's his/her name?" with "Steve." Always "Steve," but sometimes this was extended to "Steve Steverson." I'm fond of the name Carl as my random name of choice (no, none of my real names are Carl, nor can they be shortened…

Huzzah, I've out-vague-referenced all of you!

Koolness?

NCAA Investigator: Does the U remember when he paid for these things?

Fortunately Facebook's chat system screws up enough you can just abruptly stop responding to people and blame it on the internetz. Doooo it.

Absolutely do not type anything and you can just pretend you logged off right when she sent it. She'll never know any better.

STYLE SHEET, 8 Aug 10

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The background pic is Miles, but Clifford Brown's the featured musician. Not really sure why it's Miles, but the song is excellent either way.

It seems that acid really did a number on A.J.'s appearance.