I'm sure this has been DUAN'd at some point, but I like it a lot.

I've got the Jürgens.

The left/right arrow keys don't ruin my reading experience anymore!

I feel a tingling in my nether regions if that's different from how you feel.

While laminar flow might help you avoid excessive splashing, a more important factor would be the pressure difference between your bladder and the air outside your body. Lowering this pressure difference will decrease the velocity of the stream and reduce splash-back. To do this, I recommend weakening the smooth…

Ouch. At least you have one scene of a shitty rom-com taken care of if you'd like to start a career in screenwriting!

This is a great song.

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@DeseanJackson10: WANNA BRING ME DOWN BUT IM OK!! THEY TRYIN KNOCC ME OFF BUT IM STILL ON!! THEY LOOKN 2 TAKE YA DOWN AT ALL TIMES NO MATTER HOW POSITIVE AND WHAT U DO!! ITS ALWAYS AWAY THEY TRY TO GET YA.... IM STANDIN TALL—

I saw them back in April, and other than getting cut short due to rain they were great. I enjoy their albums, but they were probably better live. See them if you get the chance.

If I had to narrow my sports viewing down to one team, the Braves are without question my team of choice. I'm pretty damn excited with this and the next few seasons, particularly if Liberty Media ups the payroll or sells to an owner willing to pay the youngsters when they get to arbitration.

I've been flipping over to ESPN during the commercials of Braves-Rockies, and every time I look the K-Zone box is over the plate on live pitches. I think I've seen ESPN do this for a few pitches at a time in the past, but is this permanent now? I don't want an arbitrary box floating over the plate for the rest of my…

Music-y DUAN:

¿Cuántos asnos tienes?

Yes, why would we host the final of the year's biggest North American soccer tournament in the only U.S. stadium that has any real soccer history?

I would say B.B. King at the Chicago Blues Festival a few years ago, but we were really far back and surrounded by yelling stoners who had no interest in a free concert by one of the greatest blues musicians ever. My dad was not very keen to hang around in the crowd, so we kind of started walking out during the set,…

Brad Pitt did a fucking terrible job in that movie. Seriously, HE GETS SHOT!! Good actors never get shot!

Confused DUAN:

If you click just to the left of the icon, it images your brain waves and you become property of Google. BE CAREFUL.