Hehe DUAN:

In case anyone was wondering, actually having a job really cuts down on one's free time. However, I have a fancy badge I have to show to armed guards every morning, so that's fun.

Iliza Shlesinger. She's a comedienne and won Last Comic Standing at some point.

Good luck. I'm certainly looking forward to drugged mayhem tomorrow.

Jason Mraz has had a rough go of it lately, forgetting his song titles and kidnapping old women with the declaration, "You're mine!"

To help elementary school students better understand the concept of an anonymously sourced girlfriend, Sikahema attached a copy of Sarah, Plain and Tall to each paper.

What the hell is wrong with FIFA that there are no reasonable, moderately clean candidates for president? Surely there's someone that would be a better option than Blatter or (the withdrawn) bin Hammam who would be willing to oversee the most powerful sports association in the world. Here's to four more years of…

This thread would be several feet long if I printed it out!

I've never actually bought a disc either. Used to bum off friends for the first year or so, got a couple as gifts and still just use those. I probably could use a few new ones, but I don't want to be one of those guys walking around the course with a giant bag full of them.

Disc Golf DUAN:

They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh! by Sufjan Stevens

I'll +1 almost anything making fun of the Mets, so here's a nice, shiny +1 for you.

I use this on-base policy with dating, but all of the money goes to my Drink Away the Pain of Rejection Fund.

It's brutal. It's Borderline Shocking. It just stinks for baseball.

No ma'am, that is a composition notebook, not a shoe.

Sounds like the Rockies need to call Pedro and see if he'd like to unretire for a few months.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zimmerman.

Gay? Out. Jew? Out. Hitler? Out.

If you think Poker Seizures are bad, just wait until you get the Craps Craps.

Best- Antoine Lavoisier (or Tori Black, if you're into that. Thanks for informing me, Wikipedia!)