Historical Sports DUAN:

I think you're still well-known around these parts as Gary Oakland Athletics. Good to see you're still alive.

I had to rack my brain for my 10th grade Arts & Humanities class and then Google various phrases until I came up with it, but apparently "ancient art famous woman fat fertility" is a Google-approved summary of fair Venus.

Looks like the Venus of Willendorf is making a comeback.

VIRGIN MARTINIS AT UWE'S, EVERYONE!

Do you pile them on top of each other or is your basement really that big?

That's really cool.

Obviously McDowell thought the fans liked playing the skin violin.

Rick Sutcliffe. His voice seems to be pretty representative of his intelligence, which is decidedly not a good thing.

This response is waaaay late, but I figured I'd contribute to the Gary Oakland Athletics discussion.

Hey there Deadspinsters,

Why were we not informed that English soccer teams could participate in the MLB Reenactment Challenge? Jose Canseco would be proud.

/pulls out drawl:

And so Aaron Rodgers' post-Super Bowl pussy train continues: [deadspin.com]

Wow! That is golden. Just for that I'll be starting Yuni tomorrow.

Her chest is a lot bigger than it first appears. The lighting makes it look like he's holding a newspaper or pizza box or something, at least to me.

Well if you're being graded on a curve (whether for the specific test or your overall grade) and you get a grade you didn't deserve, that could push your classmates' grades down. If they're busting their asses to learn the stuff and happen to do poorly on the test, while you get a better grade than them by cheating,…

Don't be a dick to your classmates. If you don't know the stuff, just take your grades and move on. Plus the six tests are spread out over two weeks? That's about 2 days to study for each test. Even if you have more than one on a given day, you should be able to spread your cramming out so you can at least get the…

I just saw Public Enemy and can confirm that Flavor Flav is still insane in an extremely entertaining way.

At least it wasn't Melky Cabrera throwing the ball sideways: [atlanta.braves.mlb.com]