+1 Infinite Improbability Drive

Statistics, etc. DUAN:

I supposed if Prince Akeem can dress like this when he comes to America, Will Sheridan can dress like that when he goes to the jungle.

Glad to see Iron Mike is raising his children well.

I think we can all agree that the options listed are better than the alternatives of Comment Sans Font and Comic Save Failed. No one could read and Superman would have ceased to exist decades ago.

Does lauren_jo count? Didn't she get starred for making the most jokes about fucking other commenters? I couldn't find another reason for it, but that's probably why I'm star-free.

That's acceptable. Who's the other member of your final two?

You mean you're in Georgia and not watching the Braves' home opener? Bad form, sir. Chipper just got hit 2500, Bobby Cox threw out the first pitch, and they're beating the Phillies 6-3. Fuck off, Cliff Lee.

Masters DUAN:

Dennis Rodman's newest incarnation is a bit different than the previous fifteen.

Combining lawn darts and javelin, "kronum: deathmatch" features crowd members hurling spears toward the field's center circle. More points are awarded to throws landing near the center, and "Double Spear Total" is awarded for each player speared.

Mark Teixeira doesn't appear to have gotten much support from the Yankees' PR Department when he told them he wanted to make a YouTube video showing his commitment to the team.

AC what you did there.

Since this was linked in the Vandy Golf article, I'll go ahead and post what I was going to last night before CSF! killed it:

Well I worked on a reply about three hours ago, but CSF wins again.

The other night I was driving past the stadium and had to wait for the entire team to cross the street after they got back from Auburn. It seems I should have run over them so we wouldn't have to see this video, yes?

Did you see we're playing Ohio State to start the 2013 season? I'm not sure whether James Franklin is an idiot or a genius for pretending Vandy is a D-II school looking for a paycheck.

If you're not opposed to using keyboard shortcuts, Ctrl+Shift+T reopens the last closed tab. That said, I'm well aware of how annoying it is to use overly complicated keyboard shortcuts if you can just use the mouse. I only learned some of them because I exclusively use my laptop and they're really handy when I'm…

Congrats, Jim. You're still a dick.

FIELD GOAL BUTLER!!!!