You mean this, right?

Tyler Olander's pre-game introductions are seriously making me reconsider my love of HDTV.

Wholeheartedly seconded.

Nantz: And he hits the nail on the head! This was made possible by Lowe's, proud sponsor of the Lowe's Senior Class Award.

Only a couple of people actually know what it means, but they're woefully bad at communicating anything lacking numbers.

Back when I was but a 16-year-old trombonist, this song mesmerized me and the rest of my friends, and it's still one of my favorites. I think it has a lot more crossover appeal than stereotypical brass band fare, but I could be wrong.

Where's SirTruthington when you need him to offer moral support to those worried Cats fans?

"Losing a meaningless basketball game? Psh, the last time I couldn't find a line in the woods I almost got eaten by a creepy old witch!"

Naive Duck Fan #2: "Is this the line up to watch the victory parade?"

2. The Mets' usable assets

Jason Heyward?

Middle o' the Night Music:

Yeah, that's certainly not exclusive to KU fans. I have the same opinion of my own school's fanbase, but we don't have the history that Kansas does to back it up so it's probably worse. Either way people will continue to blame random shit for their team's losses.

I generally agree, but there is no team I hate more than Kentucky so today was a lose-lose scenario for me.

Bracket Catastrophe DUAN:

I'm still waiting to hear an interview with Butler's Ronald Nored about his time on the Nickelodeon classic Cousin Skeeter.

I'm taking a partial differential equations class this semester (don't ask) and my professor (he's Chinese) slips into a Sean Connery-esque accent any time he says 'superposition.' So at least every other class we hear about the "Prinshiple of Shuperposhition." He strangely doesn't do that for other words with 's'…

Just write some bullshit integrals and claim they're relevant. Bonus points if you can justify using the error function for a problem. And yeah, trying to read engineering books sucks majorly.

Last year at the Vandy-Kentucky basketball game (at Vandy) there was a pre-game moment of silence for a Vandy football recruit who had been killed the week before. Some drunk fratstar in the student section yelled something and was laughing, and after the moment of silence the entire student section did the…

The only soccer match I've been to that was above high school level was the U.S.-Trinidad and Tobago World Cup qualifier in which Altidore had a hat trick. For someone I'd never heard of before, he made quite an impression. I just hope he gets some more opportunity to play every day for a top-flight club and kicks…