Not that anyone bothered to check, but the Orioles actually were 2-2 against the Rangers after Showalter became the manager. Stop freaking out, sportsfags!

Sorry I'm not contributing anything funny, but this is far and away the most entertaining one of these interviews I've read. Mike Tyson is an absolutely fascinating personality.

Just for the sake of being a baseball nerd, under Showalter in 2010 the Orioles were 3-3 against the Red Sox, 3-3 against the Yankees, 5-4 against the Rays, and 3-3 against the Blue Jays. He was 34-23 overall, and most of that win differential came against the Angels (6-0) and Tigers (5-2).

I've seen this comment several times today and I have at least audibly laughed every time. Nicely done, sir.

Rosie Jones is quite a woman.

Oh, come on McKennas, there is no way you've had an unbroken male line of 48 Daves!

Pubic Zirconia is also the working name of Tampax's newest product.

"I tell the bitch... I tell her, 'You get rid that pearl, you ain't never gettin' no dimond from me, ya hear?' And what do the bitch do? She sells the damn pearl cause she thinks we need ta pay for some damn 'more-gauge.' Now, I dunno why the hell we need more gauges, but she ain't never gonna live in my house…

"JaVale McGee's pretty nuts" was not a topic I was hoping to see on Deadspin tonight.

And as my final act of the evening, here's one of the most popular bass lines in modern jazz.

I'll let Mr. Kenton introduce it himself.

If you have the option, install Chrome. It runs tabs/windows independently so if one crashes it won't kill the rest of your browser. I think Firefox is planning to do this at some point, and I have no hope left for IE.

Archer, but there's only one full season and a few episodes from season 2 out at this point. Still, it's absolutely worth watching.

Give Ritchard a few more years until he's refusing to take off his glasses for half-assed apologies after throwing a rad party. Needless to say, Casey will not be invited.

No word yet on whether faulty netting also contributed to the steep drop in Brazilian fishing productivity over the last year.

There is no way anyone else can make "Dooooowntoooown Cleeeveland" sound exciting. I love Gus.

Inspector Harry Callahan asked himself the same question one day while eating at a pleasant downtown restaurant.

I've been on a Kid Cudi tear lately. What's the rest of DUAN listening to?

I revise my prior statement: Somehow it got worse. 4-3 Washington with 15:57 left in the first half.

Georgetown and VCU seem intent on under-scoring Wisconsin/Penn State tonight. 5-4 VCU with 15:48 left in the first half. Kill me now. Please.