I like it!

It hasn't been long since Deadspin reported on the difficulties of those in need of more head.

To the rest of you Vanderbilt folks (and anyone else) in DUANland:

My freshman year of high school I was sitting with some of my upperclass band friends (yeah, I was really cool). The table next to us only had a few people sitting at it, but among those gathered were two females of hoodtastic nature. They were throwing some random "Oh no you didn't!" type comments back and forth…

I see it too and the only reason I can come up with is so you have even less trouble distinguishing your own comments. However I can recognize avatars pretty easily and don't find any purpose in highlighting my name. More redesign success!

It's a bit early to discuss the NBA Draft, but I'm already praying that Jimmer won't go to the Celtics. Can you imagine how awful that pairing would be? The entirety of New England would be spouting off about THE JIMMAH for the rest of eternity.

The guys on ESPN are absolutely fuming right now over VCU and UAB being in.

The 2011 NCAA Tournament or Joseph Lunardi May Suck The Committee's Nether Regions

I've always wondered what Playboy featuring a clothed, glossy Ron Jaworski would look like...

Looks like somebody got Kicked out of class when they taught chemical symbols.

Nuts. Absolutely nuts.

Check out his Wikipedia page. It's quite a gem (at least until the edit ninjas get wind of it).

Slightly less kickass song with the word "Suite" in the title? Oooohh yeah, I just posted that.

End of my 5th grade year baseball season. My team was the 4th or 5th seed in our single-elimination rec league tournament with 8 total teams. I was one of the younger kids as I was only 10 playing in the 11-12 y.o. league and therefore had only pitched two innings the entire season. My team somehow manages to make…

(Host: You were Balin?)

Eric Bana had a similar experience while filming Hulk, but the directors thought his performance was on par with his fully-conscious efforts and released the film anyways.

Well she actually got cut from the theatrical version (Rachel Nichols was that green girl) but here's the clip she filmed: [www.youtube.com]

Why are you wasting your time working on another degree if you're a nationally-renowned orthopedic surgeon? Chizik and Saban not paying you enough?

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

I considered editing to go for the hokey/Hokie and Dookie/dookie puntacular, but decided I didn't want everyone to simultaneously want to kill themselves/gouge their eyes out.