Say what you want about Dick Vitale's hokey delivery and Dookie love, but I sincerely hope I'm having as much fun when I'm 71 as he appears to on a weekly basis.

@AT *facepalm whilst chuckling*

I'm not sure how many people/shows have used a similar sign-off, but the earliest I remember hearing that is The Carsenio Hall Show with Dana Carvey on SNL. Pretty excellent skit if you're familiar with Johnny Carson and Arsenio Hall, or if you enjoy Dana Carvey impressions.

Rambling Sports Rant DUAN:

This was not to be Mr. Bollocks' last appearance at an infamous moment in Cavs history.

@Andre's: Are you younger than 16 and/or from Mississippi? I'll accept Appalachia as well.

@Errybody: Does this also mean that we won't be getting a notification system any time soon since they don't seem to be worrying about linking comments anymore?

Redesign DUAN:

A++++++++

Spring Training! DUAN:

No, Emma, I love you.

As long as I get to use an exploding microwave as a weapon, I'll be glad to help out.

Leftover Chinese DUAN:

I don't think Liggins' D and sporadic scoring ability have anything to do with being termed "a little bitch." I think I'm correct in saying that everyone in the SEC (maybe country?) outside of Florida thought Joakim Noah was a little bitch, but he was a tremendously good player. Bitchiness is more related to…

Huzzah!

I could guess. At any rate, don't give anyone reason to make death-related jokes.

Given that you flew into a mountain, perhaps Ted Stevens jokes would be more relevant.

John Wall's on the road to see his team win a game. Finally.

Midwest Sports Fans posted this collection of graphs a week before the Super Bowl, but I only got around to looking at it today. Maybe this should have been linked here before the game so we could have avoided some of the Omar Epps/Ben redeemed/Brett Favre jokes.

If you click the timestamp on the post it should take you to the thread from which it originated.