Thank you. I realize reading comprehension is hard and I expected it to go over a certain number of people’s heads. I should’ve known that group would intersect well with the subset of commenters who think “chill the fuck out” is a proper way to respond to my post. I read it several times to ensure that it was neither…

With all due respect, I’m sure Ms. Walker is a lovely young lady and a fine human being, she is obviously anti-car. So how does this propaganda continue to be cross posted to Jalopnik? We. Don’t. Care.

So, I’ll pose the same question to the Jag driver that I used to ask my son when he did something stupid.

Jesus H Christ. That many white trash, cousin f*ckin, hill billies in one place gives me nightmares. Just wait till his adorable little pets grow up.

Mama says, “Stupid is as stupid does”. Haha. I, on the other hand, point, laugh and say, “stupid twat”.

Captain Ron.

I can’t even begin to imagine what a gutless little cunt it takes to attack a defenseless woman en masse with your hipster dipshit friends when...

Uhhh, yeah. That is not only “sort of” South Texas, but Houston. If this accident truly was the fault of the Rolls and/or McLaren, that Sentra driver just hit the Litigation Lotto. I’d be surprised if the Sentra driver has not already retained counsel and are drawing up the initial suit and motions for discovery.…

That’d work too. And, in conjunction? Whoaaaaaaaaa.......

So, I’m guessing the dickless hipsters picture themselves as the bike riding equivalent to the wild motorcycle gangs taking over the streets in shows of masculine terror? Uhhhh....

And, by you, I did NOT mean the poster I was replying to. Just an impersonal pronoun. Wanted to clear that up. lol

I would say you should be hit in the head, repeatedly, with a hammer....until it occurred to me that you’ve ALREADY been hit in the head with a hammer, quite often, if you’re considering paying that price for that car.

you're in Austin now, right? I'm in Portland (Texas. Just north of Corpus). So, obviously the answer is I meet you up in Austin with one of my GT500's or the 911 and we go out to the toll road and do some "test runs". Each driver pays his own tickets. lol

Most of the commentariat that “decides” the outcome of these surveys don’t even own a car. Or, alternatively, if they do they don’t own a wrench and wouldn’t know an engine swap if one fell in their lap. BUT.... they’ve “read on a forum”, “talked to my bro’s cousin” or “saw in a magazine”. Don’t even get me started on…

Qualudes. Cocaine. Vodka. Pussies. Why waste your time on any of that, when there’s Fentanyl? An opiate-class drug so strong that unless you have a huge tolerance to opiates, a dose the size of a ball point pen head can potentially kill you. And when I say potentially, I mean, actually kill you.

That’s the difference between being a woman, equipped with a pair, and a guy. We’ve never missed tit.

That could be debateable. Taste is, well, relative at best. But I don’t think the Charger is horrible. It can actually be spec’d to be, well, “not horrible” on the interior. But, well, $300k?? BWAAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAA........

Awwwwww....... a 2.3? Really? I’ll bet that’s a cute, dainty little thing. I’m running a 3.6l and considering moving up to a 4.7l though I’ll have to do more internal mods and probably drop the engine to clear to hood soooooo, it’s still up in the air.

$300k? Is he serious? Just because the VIN ends in 666? Give me a fucking break. The only thing that’s collectible there is the bath salt laced crack he’s smoking that makes him think he’s going to get $300k for that.

We agree on SO much, yet why oh why do I remain “in the greys”? It’s dehumanizing, humiliating... it’s, well, just plain demeaning.