I think you’re talking about “Cuban Chrome”. It comes on Discovery Channel Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. central time. It’s been on two weeks. It’s, well, not horrible. Comes on right after “Street Outlaws” which is probably why you miss it. lol

Even at 48, I can answer that question...

That lead photo looks amazingly like Selma Blair who is my “free pass”. Now, no matter how hard I try, I keep thinking of myself driving that truck, when Selma runs into me and, well... yeah, I’m a sick sick puppy. lmao Hey, It is MY MONKEY... I’ll spank it if I want to.

Bullshit. Although there are true artists/business people in the music industry they are few and far between. Especially in the “rap game” where image is everything. I’ve spoken at length with several of my college friends that ended up worked for big labels and a good bit of the “bling” associated with your average…

I’m pretty astute like that. My wife just says I’m an ass. I prefer astute. Have a good one.

Good point. Gotta go. I’ve gotta call Bill and see if we can return that goddamn submarine. And, besides, I “won” the coin toss to be Nemo and this beard itches like hell!

I actually am a wildly eccentric billionaire. I just play a middle-aged car enthusiast on the internet. Pretty sneaky huh? I’m on the phone with Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak and maaaaaybe we’ll let that fucknut Larry Ellison in on this deal. We’re gonna buy it up for the ultimate cosplay accessory. If we can’t take…

At least with that “wiring” job they did on it, someone had sense enough to slap a fire extinguisher on it. Though, I question the usability of a fire extinguisher that is placed, well, kindly as I can... right in the middle of where the fucking fire will be.

I like it and I’ll be happy to say it in public. You can tell by looking at a few pictures that this isn’t a hack job cobbled together by Cooter and Joe-Bubba (...or Bubba-Joe, no one really knows for sure what his given name is, but I digress...).

Only the Mustang crashed, but don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. BOTH of those asshats, including the GTO, floored it and were going for it. The mustang driver just let it get away from him. But yeah, AFTER the crash and the Fit was gonna hit the Shan, of course the GTO said he wasn’t racing. But the video…

That pisses me off to no end. My worthless brother used to keep those on his F250 SD. I guess the "restrictions" you have to prove are pretty goddamn loose to get those plates if just any jerkoff can get them. Hell, I've seen a parking lot full of "farm trucks" at the local high school when I used to have to pick my…

You’d think that if they can afford to pay $1M USD each for two armored cars to cruise about town in, she could’ve done better than stripping the upholstery off of my grandmother’s sofa and having her tailor turn it into a dress! Ack!

Yeah Tyler, I live here in the Corpus Christi area. That storm that pushed through yesterday dumped almost 8” of rain on NAS Corpus in just a few hours. I’m sure they are totally STOKED that it’s pouring rain again this morning with more flash flood warnings. Hopefully they’ve moved everything from low lying areas.

Way to go my man. It amazes me, continuously, how generous the fairer sex is to us poor, unwashed, unkempt, beasts. But then, who am I to judge? I have taken the cards (and fair maiden) that the good Lord dealt me and never looked back. Never would I, either, because I know I could never do as well at 48 as I did at…

LMAO.... I took care of that with a 5’0” wife. It’d take heels she ain’t spec’d out to walk in to even get close to me. Heels that tall I just call “hand holds”. hahaha

Valid point my good man, valid point.

You sir, have a good point. Being only 5’8” myself, I generally go for the petite women... and how hood heights.

Yup. Perfection. Spin her around, flip up that skirt and, well.... yeeee haw! With the lift kit they obviously put on that 4x4 Lexus the hood’s even the perfect height to support the lovely little lass.

Jesus H. Christ. Is that the 4x4 version? Those. Wheel. Gaps! Holy shnikies.

Nah, he knows EVERYTHING about guns. Just ask him. Now, spelling on the other hand.... “retarted”? Irony. lmao CCW and a good friend with a CCW too. FTW.