LMAO at all the cost of “metal repair” replies. you don’t mind this car to restore. You drive it to buy so your good care doesn’t go to sh*t driving IT in the salt/snow. Have you shopped for what you get these days for less that $3k? NP all the way.

You can get damn near anything registered in Texas. I know, I’ve done it. All with a bonus that includes no real emissions inspections to speak of as long as you live outside a few specific places like Harris County.

A pipe you smoke crack from, this is it.

In every view, especially the lead photo in profile, it looks like a Range Rover. They are handsome vehicles. The only thing that tips you off it isn’t a Range, is the Lincoln “face”.

$12k? Crack-Effin-Pipe at half the price.

I’m going to stop bitching about our Frosty 99* now.

Some little Chinese guy was seriously wanking his Willy making that. 🤣 I feel dirty just watching it. War porn. Unfortunately they cut it off before the good part where the US goes full retaliatory nukes. China launches. Then every other nuclear state joins the party.

Three Kings.

Texas. Fuck yeah.

I love the interior. Like the paint. But tint the windows dark and I’d love the exterior too I think. Either way, buy it for me and I’ll drive the hell out of it.

So upset I had it pinned to my twitter TL for several months. Explaining how to pronounce it and if you’re saying Porsh, you’re doing it wrong. I do my little part to educate as the owner of a 997 C2 and “grandfather?” of a ‘17 911 Turbo S. I suppose grandfather is correct, my son bought one.

If that was NASCAR, the driver behind him would’ve ran up to the car and punched the sh*t out of him through the window.

I also noted the wild Mustang was the first red light runner in the Florida video. That’s a meme two-fer.

Because Florida. Obviously.

He should’ve held out for Christian Louboutins. I mean Jimmy Choos are fine, but...

When you give the people what they want, the world beats a path to your door. A McLaren is on my short list for my next car. I bought a car a couple months ago I didn’t really want, just to flip it in 6 months. Profit.

Fuck Neil. I’m keeping ALL my stuff. Cars included. Otherwise, wtf did I do all the work for?

PS - Thank you for the image credits Ms Lee.

Nor a pedestrian. Just practicing.

I’m the one who submitted the story and I have two Mustangs. A GT500 and a GT350. So, no hate. You just can’t fix stupid. Besides, if you can’t laugh at yourself blah blah blah. lol