you're in Austin now, right? I'm in Portland (Texas. Just north of Corpus). So, obviously the answer is I meet you up in Austin with one of my GT500's or the 911 and we go out to the toll road and do some "test runs". Each driver pays his own tickets. lol

Most of the commentariat that “decides” the outcome of these surveys don’t even own a car. Or, alternatively, if they do they don’t own a wrench and wouldn’t know an engine swap if one fell in their lap. BUT.... they’ve “read on a forum”, “talked to my bro’s cousin” or “saw in a magazine”. Don’t even get me started on…

Qualudes. Cocaine. Vodka. Pussies. Why waste your time on any of that, when there’s Fentanyl? An opiate-class drug so strong that unless you have a huge tolerance to opiates, a dose the size of a ball point pen head can potentially kill you. And when I say potentially, I mean, actually kill you.

That’s the difference between being a woman, equipped with a pair, and a guy. We’ve never missed tit.

That could be debateable. Taste is, well, relative at best. But I don’t think the Charger is horrible. It can actually be spec’d to be, well, “not horrible” on the interior. But, well, $300k?? BWAAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAA........

Awwwwww....... a 2.3? Really? I’ll bet that’s a cute, dainty little thing. I’m running a 3.6l and considering moving up to a 4.7l though I’ll have to do more internal mods and probably drop the engine to clear to hood soooooo, it’s still up in the air.

$300k? Is he serious? Just because the VIN ends in 666? Give me a fucking break. The only thing that’s collectible there is the bath salt laced crack he’s smoking that makes him think he’s going to get $300k for that.

We agree on SO much, yet why oh why do I remain “in the greys”? It’s dehumanizing, humiliating... it’s, well, just plain demeaning.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

What in the HELL? Not only does that guy in the lead photo appear to not have a single ounce of body fat, he ALSO appears not to have a single ounce of underwear on either.

I think you’re talking about “Cuban Chrome”. It comes on Discovery Channel Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. central time. It’s been on two weeks. It’s, well, not horrible. Comes on right after “Street Outlaws” which is probably why you miss it. lol

Even at 48, I can answer that question...

That lead photo looks amazingly like Selma Blair who is my “free pass”. Now, no matter how hard I try, I keep thinking of myself driving that truck, when Selma runs into me and, well... yeah, I’m a sick sick puppy. lmao Hey, It is MY MONKEY... I’ll spank it if I want to.

Bullshit. Although there are true artists/business people in the music industry they are few and far between. Especially in the “rap game” where image is everything. I’ve spoken at length with several of my college friends that ended up worked for big labels and a good bit of the “bling” associated with your average…

I’m pretty astute like that. My wife just says I’m an ass. I prefer astute. Have a good one.

Good point. Gotta go. I’ve gotta call Bill and see if we can return that goddamn submarine. And, besides, I “won” the coin toss to be Nemo and this beard itches like hell!

I actually am a wildly eccentric billionaire. I just play a middle-aged car enthusiast on the internet. Pretty sneaky huh? I’m on the phone with Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak and maaaaaybe we’ll let that fucknut Larry Ellison in on this deal. We’re gonna buy it up for the ultimate cosplay accessory. If we can’t take…

At least with that “wiring” job they did on it, someone had sense enough to slap a fire extinguisher on it. Though, I question the usability of a fire extinguisher that is placed, well, kindly as I can... right in the middle of where the fucking fire will be.

I like it and I’ll be happy to say it in public. You can tell by looking at a few pictures that this isn’t a hack job cobbled together by Cooter and Joe-Bubba (...or Bubba-Joe, no one really knows for sure what his given name is, but I digress...).

Only the Mustang crashed, but don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. BOTH of those asshats, including the GTO, floored it and were going for it. The mustang driver just let it get away from him. But yeah, AFTER the crash and the Fit was gonna hit the Shan, of course the GTO said he wasn’t racing. But the video…