That pisses me off to no end. My worthless brother used to keep those on his F250 SD. I guess the "restrictions" you have to prove are pretty goddamn loose to get those plates if just any jerkoff can get them. Hell, I've seen a parking lot full of "farm trucks" at the local high school when I used to have to pick my…

You’d think that if they can afford to pay $1M USD each for two armored cars to cruise about town in, she could’ve done better than stripping the upholstery off of my grandmother’s sofa and having her tailor turn it into a dress! Ack!

Yeah Tyler, I live here in the Corpus Christi area. That storm that pushed through yesterday dumped almost 8” of rain on NAS Corpus in just a few hours. I’m sure they are totally STOKED that it’s pouring rain again this morning with more flash flood warnings. Hopefully they’ve moved everything from low lying areas.

Way to go my man. It amazes me, continuously, how generous the fairer sex is to us poor, unwashed, unkempt, beasts. But then, who am I to judge? I have taken the cards (and fair maiden) that the good Lord dealt me and never looked back. Never would I, either, because I know I could never do as well at 48 as I did at…

LMAO.... I took care of that with a 5’0” wife. It’d take heels she ain’t spec’d out to walk in to even get close to me. Heels that tall I just call “hand holds”. hahaha

Valid point my good man, valid point.

You sir, have a good point. Being only 5’8” myself, I generally go for the petite women... and how hood heights.

Yup. Perfection. Spin her around, flip up that skirt and, well.... yeeee haw! With the lift kit they obviously put on that 4x4 Lexus the hood’s even the perfect height to support the lovely little lass.

Jesus H. Christ. Is that the 4x4 version? Those. Wheel. Gaps! Holy shnikies.

Nah, he knows EVERYTHING about guns. Just ask him. Now, spelling on the other hand.... “retarted”? Irony. lmao CCW and a good friend with a CCW too. FTW.

We got good but balls were flying everywhere, so we gave up.

Greyed? I'm grey?! Oh the inhumanity of it all......

Sheesh! White kids. Get a group of them together and they're just animals. Where are their parents? Schools? Churches? I swear, you get a group of them together and the streets and trailer parks aren't safe. smh

Ran when parked.

A spare Raptor, or, well.... take the "Shelby Raptor's" spec list, buy all the same damn parts for around 1/3 the Shelby markup, install them myself and a nice stripe kit sans Shelby name. I'll build the same damn truck in my garage and have a stack of cash that'd have good ol' C.S. a spinnin' in his grave that he…

Royal blue brings out my eye color better and pale grey washes out my skin tones, so I had to say something. It couldn't be helped.

I know quite well what my "duties" are when buying a car. If you read my post a little closer, you'll see that's basically the point. But, thanks for the, ummmm, "tips". lol Have a god one man.

No problem man. I used to have the same problem with the voices in my head. But, within the last few years, we've come to a sort of, well.... "understanding" I guess you could call it. And, we get along just fine these days so most of our disagreements just work themselves out.

That's good advice. And something I've been doing longer than a lot of the oppo/jalop commentariat have been alive. lol Luckily, although I had my fair share of accidents in my younger days, with my defensive driving attitude these days, I manage to avoid most of the dumbasses on the road these days so I haven't had…

Thanks for the "de-greying" treatment Tom. Mucho appreciation. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.