Pssssssst...... it was a joke. /whisper lol I suppose it's my bad ultimately, but if you haven't read enough of my posts, you wouldn't get my "style" of humor which tends to be very dry and sardonic. I know how the Kinja "grey system" works, I've actually been here years, but if I didn't give Tom a hard time, we…

Perhaps if someone had spent the money for tires with, ya know.... TREAD... it would've remained pointed in the direction the "driver" desired with the shiny side up. But, then, who am I to judge? All my vehicles are untouched my the ravages of asshattery.

Grey? Really Tom? I'm a "grey"? lol Check my past posts. Besides being a voracious consumer of anything auto related I'm an intrepid enthusiast. With, I might add, nary a troll post to be found.

So, BEFORE I rely on CarFax, CARFAX themselves suggest I use Google to search the VIN MYSELF?

Assclown. Jesus H. THAT is why we can't have nice things. smh

I must admit, the time has come, that I am secretly the Pope. Yep, just hanging around here all day. And, in the name of the Holy Roman Catholic Church, I hereby absolve you and your descendants of any shame this may have brought on your family name now or in the future. Go with God my son.

I must admit, the time has come, that I am secretly the Pope. Yep, just hanging around here all day. And, in the…

The only thing I truly didn't like about it is that I had to give it back.

Indeed and a very good point. My son already covets my Rolex and knows that, upon his college graduation, it will be passed to him. I asked if he could have a new one or "mine" which he would choose? He never even took a breath before he could get out, "yours". Talk about a proud dad. And a family heirloom has to…

Not necessarily. I remember when I graduated from college, I was raised in a very solidly placed, "lower middle class" household. I mean the foundation was set in steel reinforced concrete. Quite solid low end middle class, no doubt about it. Anyway, my point being was after graduation my measuring stick for "made…

Bullshit. No name calling, no insulting your genealogy or lineage, no other nonsense having nothing to do with the topic at hand. So, if that's what you're going to do, save it. I have neither the respect nor the time for it. On the other hand, if you'd like to discuss the "points" you made, well, proceed my good…

Well said my good man. Well said.

And here I was thinking they'd be chilling out doing coke off a hooker's ass. But hey, as prizes go, tear assing around a track in a R8 someone else footed the bill for ain't bad either. Good on ya Torch, that's one helluva guy!

But but but... it's sooooooooo much easier to drill down through 18 layers of pooooorly designed GUI to find out whether I need more milk. Way easier than, you know, just opening the door for two seconds and, well, looking.

More of my tax dollars at work. A group of jerkoff cops sitting around on their smartphones (at least I HOPE they're sitting, and not driving???), playing with Waze so they can make sure their speed traps aren't identified ahead of time. They wanted to write tickets to people who flashed their headlights to warn…

What happened? Did this get cross posted to Gawker or Jez? I've got a bunch of bleeding heart, crying tree huggers boo-hooing and butthurt about my Prius cracks. Awwww, poor babies, think some fairy on the internet is gonna hurt my sensitive feewings. lmfao

Nah. If I were a bumper sticker kinda guy (and I'm not), it would read...."I make Prius owners cry." Just because that got to be a sarcastic "thing" around our house. If me and my son were bored, we'd grab the keys to my, uhhhh, "slightly modded" GT500 and tell my wife we were going to go out, ride around and make…

I haven't been forced to watch them, because I"ll be honest. Anytime I click a youtube video and I'm presented with that crap, I don't care how bad I wanted to see the original video, I close it and move on. I hope that's some statistical data youtube collects. lol If not, f*ck 'em anyway.

Now now now, don't go letting crazy sh*t like, you know, actual facts get in the way of an up and coming, forming as we watch, full on butthurt rant-a-thon.

Besides, I fucking hate this bullsh*t being "grey" crap on Kinja. As many years as I've been here. As many enthusiast cars as I've sported around here (and still do daily) for Jalop's and Oppo's driving pleasure, and I get greyed? Kinja can take a bite out of my big ol' butt. lol

Sorry man, and believe me, I say this coming from a person who actually digs old ratty trucks. Especially bagged and laid out. But that one, I don't know, it just doesn't push the right buttons to make the top 10 above much of anything on this list....