Just come back to Texas. I was on 130 this weekend. 85 mph speed limit you mentioned. Passed a Texas DPS trooper with the cruise set on 90 and he never even blinked. Also found out my wife's Infiniti's cruise control will NOT engage at any speed over 90! What kinda sh*t is that? lol This is Texas, we've got a…

What a fucking twat. You wanna be a big man and make a point? Smash that bitch right square on the roof while you jump up and down on the hood.

Those numbnuts who are constantly pulling out their cell phones during a movie I paid good money to see DESERVE to die in a car crash. A fiery crash. A fiery crash with much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

No kidding. This whole article has me rethinking the plans I had for a breeder reactor in my garage. Damnit.

What the actual fuck? I had a Chihuahua, Sissy, that was my little sidekick for 12 years. She started coughing and I took her to the Vet and he said she had an enlarged heart and would die of, basically, congestive heart failure. After my wife, and our son, that little dog meant THE WORLD to me.

Pssssshhhhhht! Thanks Obama.

Sorry, my bad. I was *attempting* to reply to the original article, but in the interest of maintaining some semblance of courtesy (even on the internet), this newest iteration of the commenting system blows goats and, what I was *attempting* to do has little to do with what actually transpired. lmao Ah well... sigh.

In the interest of full disclosure, I am no fan of lane splitting. That being said, lane splitting itself had very little to do with this biker wiping out. He was driving like a retarded chimp on adderall. If he hadn't ended up cartwheeling down the street here, it would've been a few blocks down when he hit 60 or…

Exactly! I have what is considered pretty "decent" auto coverage in Texas and it's only 100k/300k/100k. Ergo, that alone wouldn't be nearly enough to replace an F40. Luckily, I also carry a $1Mil umbrella policy because of business interests I have. Barring those, in Texas at least, there's almost no impetus to…

Ha Ha! Twats.

I am ashamed to admit this, but I would trip an old lady down a flight of stairs for a simple half-hour test drive of this car. Don't believe me? Dangle the keys in front of me while granny perches on the top step.

What the actual fuck?

Serious question here, genuinely NOT trolling.

Clearly, mattresses should not be banned.

Jolly good job ol' boy, jolly good. Well played.

Audi guy was totally wrong. Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is this, we don't live in never-never land. You peddle your bike really REALLLLLLY hard so you can go supa fast and go looking for trouble, there's a good chance you might find it. In this case, bike guy went peddling after trouble and found it. …

I don't care what "size" she is. Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous. If girlfriend likes to eat and was born to be a size 8 instead of a 0 shopping in the junior miss department, I couldn't care any less. She's beautiful.

He did.

It's great he posted that. Pretty much guarantees at least one of those assclowns will be caught and they'll squeal like a pig on the other two at the first hint of actual *real* JAIL.

#COTD