While you, me or the fence post may not agree with the design aesthetic, "just 'cause you have money doesn't mean you get to douche it up" is, unfortunately, incorrect. Actually it does mean that. hahaha It means you get to do exactly what you want with it. Goes back to the ol' Golden Rule. He who has the gold,…

'Murica! Truck Yeah!

Uhhh you DO realize that was a joke aimed AT the "birthers", Right? Obviously not. Lol. I was poking fun AT the morons who believe in that shit. Lol.

Soylent Blue!

Us mere mortals will never have those neauveau riché "tastes". Lmao.

You! Boy! Work faster!

Obviously they lose money on each individual, hand built "special edition" auto. They plan on making it up in volume.

For a mere $175,000.oo USD they will, gladly, install oh-so-pedestrian "red" tails. Obviously your tastes are not of a variety refined enough to appreciate a 1 of 3
"special edition". A bargain at twice the price.

Fo' real.

No, you have a point. A pure "accident" would likely be a civil matter here in Texas as well. For some reason I was framing this in my mind as a "hold my beer and watch this" intentional kind of thing. Which, in that case, would be criminal mischief at least. My bad, have a good one.

Well certainly they can. Your driveway is private property. But if I walk up your driveway (or drive up your walkway) and damage your car and leave, I'm still guilty of "criminal mischief" (in Texas)... or the closest applicable charge in your state of residence.

That would be bad.

More importantly, before posting this, did you ensure the statute of limitations had expired on the criminal acts you committed that day? I never post anything before ensuring that, unequivocally, they have and I'm in no danger of cooling my heels in the gray bar hotel.

...and you're a better man for it. Just remember, when it's your kid, for the love of God... Please make it have a radio!

Mustang vs Camaro? Wow, if there were only a way to work an iPhone vs Android and, perhaps, Mac vs PC angle in here, and, of course, some Republican vs Democrat rhetoric in here and we could, quite possibly, stand back and watch the perfect comments section develop!

That's because Fosters Lager is part of the Corvette Lifestyle I forgot to mention. Yet, you picked up on it. You're a natural, run, don't walk to the closest Chevy dealer. STAT!

Zaino. To live the Corvette Lifestyle you use Zaino. Nothing else. But yes, correctly applied, that'll Zaino right out. A bottle of quick detailer in the hatch area and he'll be good to go for years.

I understand it wasn't built for 'Ring lapping, but it doesn't feel planted.

Isn't that convenient? A "hit and run" with no video? Who would've guessed?

Damn. 16 huh? See, now I feel bad for what I was thinking about her because I watched the video before I read the description and comments. Now, I gotta go before that Chris Hansen guy from To Catch a Predator pops out from down the hall. Jeeze. 16 you say? Seriously? Who knew...