I am ashamed to admit this, but I would trip an old lady down a flight of stairs for a simple half-hour test drive of this car. Don't believe me? Dangle the keys in front of me while granny perches on the top step.

What the actual fuck?

Serious question here, genuinely NOT trolling.

Clearly, mattresses should not be banned.

I'm with you brother. I cared, back around 2009 or so. But, I'm kinda over caring. I'm definitely over whining about it. If it bothers you enough that you feel compelled to cry about it, just keep on clicking and don't watch. Otherwise, it is what it is and internet bitching isn't going to alter the past and…

Doooon't you dare come 'round here with yer damn facts 'n such. Ya pinko commie basterd. Damnation!

Jolly good job ol' boy, jolly good. Well played.

Audi guy was totally wrong. Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is this, we don't live in never-never land. You peddle your bike really REALLLLLLY hard so you can go supa fast and go looking for trouble, there's a good chance you might find it. In this case, bike guy went peddling after trouble and found it. …

I don't care what "size" she is. Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous. If girlfriend likes to eat and was born to be a size 8 instead of a 0 shopping in the junior miss department, I couldn't care any less. She's beautiful.

Well, if millions of years of evolution has taught us anything it's that boobs.. good.

Oh some of you guys are soooo uptight! That's just those crazy Chinese! Always a hoot! The life of every party. Cracking jokes about nuking entire continents. Those wacky guys!

He did.

It's great he posted that. Pretty much guarantees at least one of those assclowns will be caught and they'll squeal like a pig on the other two at the first hint of actual *real* JAIL.

Rolex. Bought in 1991 as a present to me, from "me". It was, I think, around $7000.00 which was an INSANE amount of money for me at that time. Prior to that it was a new Bulova or Seiko every year or so. Few hundred bucks, tops. Now, here it is, 22 years and I'm still wearing that exact same Rolex. Not one…

#COTD

While you, me or the fence post may not agree with the design aesthetic, "just 'cause you have money doesn't mean you get to douche it up" is, unfortunately, incorrect. Actually it does mean that. hahaha It means you get to do exactly what you want with it. Goes back to the ol' Golden Rule. He who has the gold,…

'Murica! Truck Yeah!

Uhhh you DO realize that was a joke aimed AT the "birthers", Right? Obviously not. Lol. I was poking fun AT the morons who believe in that shit. Lol.

Soylent Blue!

Us mere mortals will never have those neauveau riché "tastes". Lmao.