I am ashamed to admit this, but I would trip an old lady down a flight of stairs for a simple half-hour test drive of this car. Don't believe me? Dangle the keys in front of me while granny perches on the top step.

What the actual fuck?

Serious question here, genuinely NOT trolling.

Clearly, mattresses should not be banned.

Jolly good job ol' boy, jolly good. Well played.

Audi guy was totally wrong. Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is this, we don't live in never-never land. You peddle your bike really REALLLLLLY hard so you can go supa fast and go looking for trouble, there's a good chance you might find it. In this case, bike guy went peddling after trouble and found it. …

I don't care what "size" she is. Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous. If girlfriend likes to eat and was born to be a size 8 instead of a 0 shopping in the junior miss department, I couldn't care any less. She's beautiful.

He did.

It's great he posted that. Pretty much guarantees at least one of those assclowns will be caught and they'll squeal like a pig on the other two at the first hint of actual *real* JAIL.

#COTD

While you, me or the fence post may not agree with the design aesthetic, "just 'cause you have money doesn't mean you get to douche it up" is, unfortunately, incorrect. Actually it does mean that. hahaha It means you get to do exactly what you want with it. Goes back to the ol' Golden Rule. He who has the gold,…

'Murica! Truck Yeah!

Uhhh you DO realize that was a joke aimed AT the "birthers", Right? Obviously not. Lol. I was poking fun AT the morons who believe in that shit. Lol.

Soylent Blue!

Us mere mortals will never have those neauveau riché "tastes". Lmao.

You! Boy! Work faster!

Obviously they lose money on each individual, hand built "special edition" auto. They plan on making it up in volume.

For a mere $175,000.oo USD they will, gladly, install oh-so-pedestrian "red" tails. Obviously your tastes are not of a variety refined enough to appreciate a 1 of 3
"special edition". A bargain at twice the price.

Fo' real.

No, you have a point. A pure "accident" would likely be a civil matter here in Texas as well. For some reason I was framing this in my mind as a "hold my beer and watch this" intentional kind of thing. Which, in that case, would be criminal mischief at least. My bad, have a good one.