Well certainly they can. Your driveway is private property. But if I walk up your driveway (or drive up your walkway) and damage your car and leave, I'm still guilty of "criminal mischief" (in Texas)... or the closest applicable charge in your state of residence.

That would be bad.

More importantly, before posting this, did you ensure the statute of limitations had expired on the criminal acts you committed that day? I never post anything before ensuring that, unequivocally, they have and I'm in no danger of cooling my heels in the gray bar hotel.

...and you're a better man for it. Just remember, when it's your kid, for the love of God... Please make it have a radio!

Mustang vs Camaro? Wow, if there were only a way to work an iPhone vs Android and, perhaps, Mac vs PC angle in here, and, of course, some Republican vs Democrat rhetoric in here and we could, quite possibly, stand back and watch the perfect comments section develop!

That's because Fosters Lager is part of the Corvette Lifestyle I forgot to mention. Yet, you picked up on it. You're a natural, run, don't walk to the closest Chevy dealer. STAT!

Zaino. To live the Corvette Lifestyle you use Zaino. Nothing else. But yes, correctly applied, that'll Zaino right out. A bottle of quick detailer in the hatch area and he'll be good to go for years.

I understand it wasn't built for 'Ring lapping, but it doesn't feel planted.

Isn't that convenient? A "hit and run" with no video? Who would've guessed?

Damn. 16 huh? See, now I feel bad for what I was thinking about her because I watched the video before I read the description and comments. Now, I gotta go before that Chris Hansen guy from To Catch a Predator pops out from down the hall. Jeeze. 16 you say? Seriously? Who knew...

Hey, it beat walking. Your parents gave you what they felt was appropriate and they were able. See, that's the great thing about being a parent... with a few exceptions you pretty much get to make up the rules as you go along. hehehe

Lambo. Duh

Obviously they're two different seats. Lol but slip yourself down into one, you'd probably like it. The trick is finding an R3 model. Have a good one.

Look exactly like the Recaros in my son's 09 RX8 R3. I'd post a pic but I'm on my phone. Google images will give you a good look.

Travis, I hate you. Yeah, yeah, I know jealousy is such an ugly emotion. Yet, I cannot help myself. Alas, I'll get over it in time, but for now you are SO off my Christmas card list. Driving an Aventador like that... grrrrrrrrrrrr......

Awwww, don't feel bad. It's early, the day will improve champ. Don't let it get you down. Hell, I took a beating yesterday because I (incorrectly) referenced the .gif of Nelson (from The Simpsons) pointing and saying "Ha Ha" as being Homer. Man, a couple people really got their panties in a knot over that one.

I did see what you did there. ExCeedingly Clever.

Truth. (..I would've said, "Word". But, I'm about 3 decades too old to pull that off and not just sound silly...)

I thought, for the longest time, the "E" class was designated "e" because Everybody has one. *shrugs* It sure looks that way when you drive through any sorta middle to upper middle class neighborhood. E, E, E, E, yep... Everybody has got one.

That's exactly what I'm sayin. If it serves the public interest! And, obviously, this particular piece of real estate is way better at being a pool... than a road.