You don't do much "digitally created street racing in Mexico" huh? That's a drag radial. Can't really see the sidewall, probably a M/T or Hoosier. Pretty standard fare for "digitally created street racing in Mexico".

This brings back so many memories of the slant-nose RUF 911 posters that adorned my childhood walls (and dreams) in the 80's.

In all fairness, there was some decent muscle (relatively speaking) in the mid eighties. The 5.0's and the Buick turbo 6 come to mind right away. That said...

Proof enough that a nice BMW will pull some pussy.

Where, the fuck, is your other fingerless glove? Bitch. *smh*

Where, the fuck, is your SLEEVE? Twat. *smh*

I can't WAIT for the TMZ headline where Eric Dickerson and Keyshawn deliver the beatdown to that little twat bieber in the middle of the street. Hell. Yes.

I can't stop watching. I'm hooked.

I've owned two Vettes, a C5 and a C6. I wouldn't kick it out of bed, you know, figuratively speaking. Oh hell, who am I kidding, I'll definitely own one. Just NOT a first year. I never believed in that "don't buy the first year of a new model" crap until I bought an '05 C6. Never, ever, again. lol Cue the…

As my 17 year old son often says, "Sucks to suck". I can't sum it up any better than that.

I thought it would just sorta tickle my taint. Wait, that's a completely different "tonado". Nevermind.

Horses need to just get the fuck over it. Jeeze.

Should be fine. Even if I'm not texting I only look up once every few seconds anyway. Might as well have something to do with that time in between glances.

Sure, I guess I'd drive it. Better than taking a cab. *shrugs*

I hate to be all elegant and concise, painting a beautiful picture as a practiced wordsmith but, uhhh.. Fuck. Yeah.

I love my GT500. I'm past the dyno'ing stage for the moment. I just like to go out and make Prius owners cry.

Someone, quick, please feed this young lady. Good Lord she needs a sandwich. Or, you know, just any carbohydrates at all.

Oh my God. Yes yes yes! lol You hit that nail RIGHT on the head. hahahaha

My father worked for one of the "evil big oil companies", and I worked on some of these during the summers I was in college. So, anyway, my point being this is a four-pile platform. If you're a baller you want an 8 pile, trust me.