Sure, she can leave them at the play ground... Ariel Castro will take them home and watch them for her. Too soon?

Don't fuck with Pat Goss or I will hunt you down.

CP. No Benz on the last few decades has retained that much value. Custom? $240k invested? Welcome to the world of sinking a bazillion bucks (or 240 thousand) into your project car. Those $240k add about, ohhhhh, $12.50 to the resale value.

What do I get excited about? bwah hah hah hah hah hah haaaaaa

I would violate that car in ways that are, I'm quite sure, illegal even in Tijuana.

I used to Australia because I've visited there several times. Love that place. GB, notsomuch. No reflection on them, just a personal thing. lol

I mean, seriously. I'm getting so sick of this.

Nothing to worry about here, no need to change lanes. Everything is secured and I'm positive he's got TONS of insurance.

Bungee cords FTW. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Sorry, Pol Pot and Hitler are in a class by themselves. This guy is just another Internet ToughGuy who gets called out and turns into.. *gasp* ...just another whiny little bitch. You can goddamned bet if my company is hosting an event and there are people actively working to hurt me, they won't be attending.

Slap those ridiculous "Paris Hilton" sunglasses off her face and kick her in the babymaker and perhaps she'll pay attention. Or, perhaps she'll just lay on the sidewalk whining. Either way, she'll no longer be a danger to others.

Mind. Blown.

That's a goddamned work of art. Period.

Ditto.

A little teeth never killed anyone. Don't be skurred.

Pshhhhh. Leather upholstery, FTW.

Phallic symbolism in stock photo is strangely erotic.

Please, please, pay no attention to five gallon fuel can full of diesel and sack of ammonium nitrate fertilizer in luggage. No problem. I am only gardening. You know, diesel tractor. No problem. No problem.

So how's that "no photo" policy workin' out for 'em?

They can, and do. The tickets have a serial number and the store's lotto terminal keeps track of the last serial number sold. So, well, you can do the math from there. I'd imagine she managed to cash the ones she did because she did it before the tickets were entered into the system as stolen. Now that she does,…