Wow. Movember must be an intense competition at Ellsworth.

Korean Air Lines 007 didn’t crash, rather it made a controlled descent into the ocean where after all passengers, including Rep. Larry McDonald, were captured by Soviet forces and taken to prison camps.

I applaud the gentlemen on the lift in the stock photo for not taking sides in this matter.

I knew it! Bruce Bochy has an enormous head because he’s capable of controlling other managers minds into make stupid decisions during the playoffs!

It’s the ONLY explanation for the John Scott signing

Correct. The official announcement of Pavelski, with Thornton and Couture was made today (even though Vlasic should have been named an alternate over Couture). But it really doesn’t matter. My beloved Los Tiburones are going to suck again this year.

He was about as effective as Bon Scott.

They’re marshmallow soft and bereft of anyone willing to play physically. Not condoning his head-hunting, but he’s the only guy on the roster that can force the other team into making mistakes on the forecheck.

To be fair, he only was wearing an “A” for a preseason game in which the Sharks didn’t bother to bring any veterans/people that you’d rather see as a captain.

Let’s say Trump actually wins the Presidential election and forces everyone to tattoo their SAT Scores and collegiate GPA on their right upper arm. What numbers would you tell the tattoo artist to ink?

CORRECT!

Don’t you still owe Daulerio a Tasing????

I’ll send you this pennant if you can remember what he was going to discuss on Costas Now that fateful night

Do you still keep in touch with Braylon Edwards?

“How many times have I asked you to [insert request]?”

Fausto Carmona

I just KNEW that the Coriolis effect held true for horse racing in the Southern Hemisphere! Someone here owes me $50.

Continuing a tradition started with the late Tom Landry, the head coach of the Super Bowl winner is required to wear flip-flops.

This has to be the reason. Camera guy must also a semi and couldn't make his left turn until the soon to be hit semi clears out of the way.

You are a complete fucking idiot.