Kevin, my father is a retired OB/GYN and his busiest month of the year for delivering babies was always August. Believe it or not, but Thanksgiving is a baby-making holiday.

Plus, the boy hat dog is a fucking feather thief!

Bob Kraft's Super Bowl XXXIX ring. Why else do you think Vladimir Putin absconded with it????

Ctrl-D, going in the bookmarks. This is the best explanation of the territorial rights shitshow that has been going on for the last ten years here in the Bay Area. The A's franchise, players and fans deserve so much better than what they received from Allen H. "Bud" Selig and his limp dick approach to solving the…

No, Jim Tomsula is "not that guy on Storage Wars."

While nothing can hold a candle to a true Islay whiskey, McCarthy's Oregon Single Malt sure does come close. Only American single-malt I've tried that gets the peety-ness found on Islay.

Look at Cain's route to second. He thought the ball was going to get past Panik and he started to arc towards third. His only hope after Panik made the play was to go in head first.

Did we reach iCloud hack fatigue, or was it an editorial decision to not write about how Mike Napoli's FaceTime sexy chats ended up on Clay Buchholz's phone in the same manner that the Verlander pictures were dissected?

When asked about Washington's offense, quoth the raven, "Neverscore."

"He's fine." - Brady Hoke

Darnell Dockett agrees with you. Wants to find the guy in his jersey and give him tickets for punching the guy who was choking the security staff member.

Actually, I was wrong. The "Zestimate" is $1,876,160.

Lin's parents live in Palo Alto. That house is worth $1.675m.

On a flight 14 years ago, one of my best friends (a Cincinnati Reds fan) sat down next to someone he thought looked like a famous athlete and asked, "Did you give up a two-run home run to Eric Davis in the bottom of the first inning of Game 1 of the 1990 World Series on the way to a 7-0 loss and a 4 game sweep?" Dave…

"Never happened." - Carl Everett

Of course he short-armed it to the plate.

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